YOUR MUM IS A WINDOW LICKER

A page dedicated to those people who are famous in our world for all the wrong reasons......

JOEY DEACON : Infamous TV celebrity (pictured here with rapidly balding Blue Peter presenter Simon Groom) who made various appearances in the late seventies to bring awareness to schoolkids about suffering from cerebal pawsey. Unfortunatly the gimmick backfired with playground games including trying to bite ones shoulder off, clapping with the back of ones hands and dribbling uncontrollably. A new playground term was devised namely "JOEY", shouted at the unfortunate individual who has a slight physical disablility. His most memorable moment was losing his shoe of the side of a boating trip Blue Peter viewers had paid for and going into "spacco-panic mode". Priceless!

Professor Stephen Hawking : Theoretical physicist extrodinaire. But even more extrodinary is he is the father of 3 children. Bloody superb! Well done that man, i think he should do a book on it "A brief history of your mum......."

Eddie "the eagle" Edwards. Famous for being crap. Milked it for a couple of years with those big glasses of his and then buggered off. Ah well, what was it that Andy Warhol said?? Actually he did look a bit like Andy Warhol didnt he????

RAUF DENKTASH : Leader of the turkish cypriot community of Cyprus. The greeks hate him, his own people hate him and he even tried to get one of his sons shot for speaking up against him in a "rigged" election. Just had open heart surgery which unfortunalty was successful. Don't matter though because he is a bit on the tubby side.