Ok, so what is this fascination i have with one of the largest retailers in the UK? Well it sprouts from a quote I heard. I'm sure you have heard all the Your mum jokes, all very clever, but the best one i heard (and this was said in malice by the way) was...yes you have guessed it YOUR MUM SHOPS IN TESCOS. So it has gained mythical status amongsts my inner circle. Just the word TESCOS brings tears to ones eyes, and the thought of buying TESCOS blue stripe value jeans fills me with utter horror,  but thats not the only retailer in this category.......

A well deserved runner up. Now these guys are special. If you have ever wanted square sausages then this is the place to go. Nice light blue colouring and a font of the style of Stop, Look and Listen from 1981 allows FF into the retailers hall of shame! Its pikey and we love it!

Aldi and Netto : Well if you really want ukranian baked beans at 4p a can you can have it. Unfortunatly Albanian wine is no longer available

Now to the masters of the clothing business - Peacocks and Primark, both battling for their share of the market and doing a fantastic job. If you are one of those people who only wear an item of clothing once, go there as they are perfect for you! (he he!)

If you think any other shops should be included in my little mini awards then please free free to email me on yourmumshopsintescos@yahoo.com