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ASK A...White Supremacist
Dear White Supremacist,
       I recently moved to California from Wisconsin for my career, and it's made me very unhappy. Don't get me wrong my job is fine and the weather here is beautiful, but the people are really different from what I am used to. To make a long story short, I'm having trouble finding a California man with good old fashioned Midwestern values. Should I move back? Or should I just tough it out and learn to adjust?

                    Confused in San Francisco

Dear Confused,
       
Don't listen to what the media is regurgitating to us WHITES. All the Non-Whites have done is help with the ruination of WHITE society. Jewish conspiracies are responsible for everything bad that has happened. EVER! They are a cancer and I'm here to let you know that I am Chemotherapy. They may think we are lying dormant but we will rise again. This plague of lies that is infiltrating our schools must stop. They are teaching your children about the "Horrors" of the Holocaust, but what they don't tell them is that it was a lie that was thought up by the Jewish to get sympathy. I am here to inform you of the Holohoax! Yes! It never took place. But even if it had it's irrelevant because Jewish lives are without worth. The world has become what it is today because of allowing the races to intermingle. As for you....I'm looking for a wife to be subserviant to me and spread my good word. Send me your description and we'll talk again. 88!   
Dear White Supremacist,
       My son is 35 and has built himself quite a lucrative business buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on the internet. The only problem is he still lives at home and whatever me and my husband try to do he just plain refuses to leave. He has only had one girlfriend that I know of, but I don't think they actually met. It was one of those online romances. Please help me find a way to get him out of our house!!

                          Frustrated in Pheonix

Dear Frustrated,
       
Death to all those that are not of the Aryan Race! You are unworthy to sh are my water supply and that is why I only drink imported German Beer now. As soon as I get out of this jail cell I'm going to contaminate your water supply and watch all you monkeys.......................
Dear Mom,
      Don't worry about me. Please send some cigarettes and the new Harry Potter book! Love always, Your son Jake...88!