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			Whose Line Quotes, compiled by the IDIOTS! Thanks to: Huzlinefan, Homeslice, DCS, Wisey, Mesk, StGo, RozM, Branden, RevW, Uselessman, Bartmanblues, mlsq42, Wyatt AKA Jitterbug Boy, and spell4yr
	"The chickens are coming! The chickens are coming!" - Colin Mochrie "When you're a goat, don't kid around with me, man!" - Wayne Brady "And the Lord said (to/unto?) the chickens of Israel, 'Thou hath befowled the Earth." - Jeff Davis DENNY: I love wrestling because it's the only sport where women aren't the only ones to fake it. GREG: And no one cares if they do! JIM: I'm glad I could make it to the..... funeral? TONY: Uhh... I could kill someone if you like. MIKE: Look at the grave, Scrooge! Whose name is on it?! SANDI: Your name is. MIKE: Whatthe?... Oh, darn it! JOSIE: Ow! My right boob! RYAN: My favorite one! COLIN: Another crises has been solved! Now to find the guy that made that suggestion! RYAN: When you left the studio this morning, you had hair! COLIN: Yeah whattayamean by that, Stick-Boy? "You look like two pigs wrestling under a blanket." - Ryan Stiles I'M Spartacus! - Ryan Stiles, as Carol Channing "Are you bald or is your neck blowing bubblegum?"- Paul Merton. "It all started with a badly timed bald joke!" - Colin Mochrie "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's not like the sheep was underage!" - Colin Mochrie "Have you ever had sex with a horse?" - Paul Merton "I hope you don't mind if I scream my own name" - Ryan Stiles John Sessions (as Barney Rubble): How come when we bend down our [balls] don't show. Enn Reitel (as Fred Flintsone): Because we're not Sean Connery John Sessions (as Dame Edna, speaking to Sean Connery): I bet you've got a hairy bum. "Silly rabbi!" - Colin Mochrie "You're just a chicken, but what the cluck?" - Ryan Stiles "My name's Ryan, but my friends call me Tony the Pony." - Ryan Stiles "I don't give a lamb!" - Colin Mochrie "That's right, how do you think I know so much about cows? [moo!] I am one!" - Ryan Stiles "Who did it? I don't know; there was an orgasm, it was some time ago, and it certainly wasn't you. Now let's think this through clearly. What was there? There was a candlestick and a butler."—Sandi Toksvig Drew, trying to help Greg guess Wayne's quirk, asks: "What holds you to the Earth?" Greg: Well, my love for you, Drew. Drew: ...scientifically! Colin: I let him think for a while 'cause I knew he had the answer. I knew it was a good answer, and he was going to tell it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question, you expect an answer. That's the way it works... question, answer, answer, question. If he gave the answer, I'd have to come up with the question. That would be Jeopardy. That's wrong! Colin: I'm your anchor, Pierre, 'cause my bladder's empty "My wagon turns into a Ferrari." - Brad as an Amish guy/Sean Connery. "I'd probably be a long thin banana... ready to be peeled and tasted... swallowed. Slowly at first. The kind of banana you'd wanna eat while dragging a blind pitbull, wearing nothing but a scuba suit." - Ryan obsessed with erotica. "And now we go over to our weatherman, Gunther Dosomethingamusing." - Colin.
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