Once upon a time.........

as written by YSG Members

 

This story came about from an idea of each member making up one line, and forwarding it on to another member. Hopefully it will keep you all amused

Once upon a time, there was a sad little frog.

It was skinny and had no lily pad to sleep on.

"Aha" said the frog "Chook is confused. She'll take me in"

But Chook harboured a deep dark secret that was about to change the course of history.

How you ask? Well certainly not in the way you would think, but we will come to that later.

Meanwhile, the unsuspecting little frog hopped happily up the path to Chook's front door looking forward to a nice meal and maybe even a feather lined lily pad.

Chook said "Welcome to my Chook Haven sad little frog, come and stay with me and have some KFC" .

Unbeknownst to Chook, she was not the only one who harboured a deep dark secret. For this was no ordinary frog. He was none other than an unregistered "aminagus" (A person who can change into any animal form at will? These two have met before under dubious circumstances. But neither of them suspect a thing. So with a gleam in the little frog's eye, he said........."Gidday and thanks for the offer" and hops into Chook's lair. Yes that's right I said "lair" because as soon as she saw the frog, Chook had other plans for it !!!!. But for now Chook asked the sad little frog if he (it was actually a girl frog just pretending to be a boy.......) would like a swim in her pool, but the frog said that he didn't have any bathers with him and couldn't possibly swim in the nude.

Besides, thought the little frog, that swimming pool looks an awful lot like a saucepan full of hot water..... The first tiny spark of suspicion that all was not well with the lady Chookie sparked into the frog's mind . Ancient, long-forgotten memories began to surface...... Especially when the lady Chookie reappeared with a very familiar looking tutu. Those memories came flooding through "What to do now?", thought the now frightened, sad little frog, looking around at the bubbling pool . "Ah-ha" perfect fit" chortled the lady Chookie, as she held up the tutu in front of the unsuspecting frog.

Then all of a sudden, the resourceful, sad little frog began to slowly form a plan in his now awakening brain........ and a sad little brain it was .... "no deep broiled swimming for me tonight me lil luvley" ..thought the frog. It can now be revealed that poor lil frog was really that nasty Kendra posing as sinful Crazy yowie who thought she was a Rabbitoh's mascot

but had the wrong uniform on. Talk about major confusion !

The sad lil frog was now as happy as Larry (who the hell's Larry?) because Chook's plan was about to backfire, tonight wasn't going to be Chookie eating frogs legs but instead it was Chookie who was being banished to RED ROOSTER.

(ohhh noooo .a hush comes over the crowd) As soon as Chook put the tu-tu on froggy it magically turned into 'Superfreddo' (hmm changed sex and all) and lassooed Chook and dragged her sorry chook legs into the KFC home delivery van and delivered her to Red rooster where she was never to be seen again but lived happily ever after as nifty Nikki was the new cook at Red Rooster.So Chook's pool stayed blue,clean and intact,nifty Nikki had to learn how to make oragami frogs for place settings so that froggy wouldn't get home sick for family.

And so everyone lived happily ever after with no one being amputated, maimed, degraded or embarrassed. maybe slighty overheated but well enough to keep each other amused. So next time your at Red Rooster just take a minutes silence to remember our friends :)

 

THE END.............or was it !!!!!!!!