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| Aargh! Grand moan - Angharad Morgan Dear Uncle Robin/Incurable drone - Caroline Burden want lyre cancer - Catryn Lawrence weird dandy waves - Wyn (Edward) Davies a hotel pond - Aled Hopton one grey twerp goer - (Peter) Greg(ory) Owen  | 
| Relax, dire alien - Eilir Alexander Oh no! World's nag - Gordon Hanslow So, I'm a retch - Ceri Thomas Loyal cider - Erica Lloyd  | 
| Stony cat turd - Andy Truscott Weedy 'n' a prick - Wayne Pedrick In fragile madness - Adam Fingerneissl Show alien soul/Whose allusion? - Louise Hanslow  |