| There once was a boy scout called Hoppy Whose website design was just sloppy But tell him it's crap And he'll give you a slap 'Cause the sloppy young Hoppy is stroppy. |
| A young rugby player was Cazz His mum washed his white shorts with Daz But there still does remain One embarrassing stain It's a big yellow circle of wazz. |
| There was a trombonist called Cen Who conducted the band now and then "The music should go Pi-ri-pi-ri-paa-po" We shan't play Pinball Wizard again... |
| There once was a student called Greg Who downed fifteen pints (and an egg!) He shagged Sergeant Sheep Then he peed in his sleep And it all ran down his inside leg. |
| A flugel horn player called Wyn Would always leave home with a grin Catryn said with a frown "Please just shut up you clown Your cheesiness does my face in". |
| The Ystrad Band Limerick Page! *warning - unlike the rest of the content of this website, some of the following material may be considered by some to be in slightly bad taste(!) Please bear this in mind before deciding whether or not to read on...... |
| That tubaing temptress Louise Just let out an almighty sneeze As snot flew everywhere She yelled "Don't just stare Can you pass me a handkerchief please?" |
| Our bass trombonist Laurence Gray Found one piece too tricky to play "Those damned 'naughty bits' They get right on my tits And Noooooodles has sat in my way". |
| The King of the Getsons was Rhod He got called lots of names - poor sod When you're sporting a pair Of Mr. Men underwear Some folk will think you're a bit odd. |
| Does anyone remember Andy He thought BTM would be dandy The rest of the band Get paid cash in hand And he has to buy all their shandy. |