Other Shit

This is everything that I have put on my page that isn't funny or depressing. As such, it is mostly shit, as seen in the title. However, since you all were interested enough to click on the link, you are proabably simple enough to enjoy the refuse that has made it to this page.

9/29/03 Untitled And now, my friends, The time has come for the poem That sneaks into every one of my volumes Of sorrow, woe, humor, and such, That just screws with your mind, Leaves you wondering what the Hell Was I talking about? Sometimes, poems like this one Confuse even me, the author... after all, making a poem abstract and typing in all lower case Makes you wise and poetic. The only way you’ll be able To figure this poem out Is by carefully studying it, Every last detail, Until you have deciphered it. So anyway, here’s the cryptic part: Teonen nifevine vesnixes hiteneren Nonenie evonife sifevexi.

If you can decipher my message at the end of this poem, e-mail me at Valdreag@hotmail.com and I'll give you something special.

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Later on Mon., Sept. 29 So I'm busy updating this page during my lunch hour when I'm supposed to be doing things that are A)Important or B)Legal. But, since there's a really hot chick sitting next to me, I also have things to do that are C)Fun. More on this later.

Take me back already. Please.