First off, the irony is in you posting first. And to answer your question,
you're always after Valdreag because you are his bitch, which leads to the next
question: "Are people that wear pleather gay?", where the answer is a resounding
"only for you [YugDung]", which leads to the next question: "Who would you rather
have YugDung bang: You or your mom?", in which the answer is: he's already
banging Valdreag, or rather getting banged by Valdreag, which leads to the next
question: "What's YOUR favorite illegal activity?". Need I say more? You
f(r)aggin' thespians. Go ahead comment on my run-ons, it's because the truth
cuts so deep. *laughs tumultuously* "We are so witty!"

~khrysteenah
(It's all right... I have my revenge.  You see, i've linked your answer to a toon that is mildly funny.  And in so doing, I have negated all your evil plans for being more funny and witty than I.  Deal!)-YugDung