Girls only: What are you thinking about?
Guys only: Don't you hate it when girls ask you that question?
(If you keep it that way forever I'll give you a dollar.)
LilMangaGirl: Right now I'm thinking why I did all those stupid cartwheels yesturday. Because it hurts so badly to sit up straight. Yes. I said cartwheels, Valdreag knows I'm not kidding... but they're not any cartwheels, oh no. You do them of the other girl's THIGH. ...Yes. My hands don't touch the ground. I'm a dancer. Oh yeah, Movin' on up there, from a prositute, to a can-can girl. Let me tell you how estatic I am on my improvments... you seee this smile?! HM!!? *points at face* SEE IT!!??! *left eye twitches* OHhh hooo!! Life is great!!!
(Yes. Yes it is. Especially since I get to watch the can-can girls from offstage...*chortles in lecherous glee*)
UnurithOmirkwood: Okay to be perfectly honest this is exactly what was going through my mind half way through reading that question...."Baduh duh duh duh HEY baduh duh dah, Baduh duh duh duh HEY baduh duh dah!" Dead serious......then that was followed by...."Where is the e-mail?!" then that was followed by, hmmm i think I'll answer this question, then that was followed by, "Let's go bring up the ol' e-mail a roonie!" followed by "GAH NO NEW E-MAILS!!!!" then that was followed by....i could go all night....*sings* all night long all ni~ght!
(Remind me not to ask you that question again I think I'm going to go take some codeine and pass out.)