THE QUESTION:
Valdreag: Why can girls wear bikinis to the pool, but not bras and panties to the mall?
THE (hilarious?) ANSWERS:
Lhotus:  Umm...they do...  Well sure theres a couple girls out there without panties on when shopping, and a few more are shopping without a bra on, but for the most part I don't see any signs saying, "You cannot shop here if you
are wearing a bra or panties."  Or atleast in the stores shop...come to think of it, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU SHOPPING WHERE NONE OF THE GIRLS ARE WEARING BRAS OR PANTIES?!?  Oh wait, I think I start to see what you mean, Why can't they wear ONLY bras and panties to the mall?  Well, I'm startin to
think it's a conspiracy on the behalf of Victoria's Secret.  I mean really, who would look at the oversized posters of the models in the windows if there was a REAL woman walking past you wearing the same thing?  Sure she
may not look quite as good as the model, but she's REAL!  Damn you Victoria's Secret!  DAMN YOU!!!
(I don't know, Victoria's Secret does have its perks...I remember a certain dressing room with holes in the walls and...wait, people are reading this, aren't they? Oops.)
Megalo15: Because...well, hmmm...I guess some girls practically do because you see them in "cheer" or "booty" shorts  that are the equivalent size of underwear...and a lot of shirts that show a lot skin and umm *coughs* CLEAVAGE!  I guess I really don't know....sorry.
(Gesundheit. As for the "cheer" or "booty" shorts, they just don't cut the mustard. I mean, they actually cover some leg! Since when did panties cover those luscious legs, eh? Answer me that one, vixen!)
LilMangaGirl: My sister wears a bikini. I don't. Would you want to see (LMG's little sister) in a bra and panties? Noooooo.
(That's true, the only thing I want to see your sister in is a nun's habit, but I think you have to be a virgin to become a nun [Only joking! Don't crucify me!]...oh well, I guess I can sacrifice seeing people like LMG in B&P to prevent the exhibition of scantily-clad whales and such...)
Sophie: I've wondered the same thing, but I'm against swimming in "underwear" so most of the time I swim in my clothes.
(Well, at least you're not being hypocritical. Clothes all the time, or clothes none of the time... the eternal debate.)
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