THE QUESTION:
Valdreag: Why do my balls itch?
THE (hilarious?) ANSWERS:
Krysteenah: The reason your balls itch is quite simple. I had your sister put hystamines on all your tampons, siYou know what? I could of gone all day without you asking that. All day.lly. Sound familar? Probably not because you were doped up.
(No comment.)
Megalo15: Probably because everything itches?
(Wrong.)
Lhotus:  Well that's a no brainer.  It's because you havn't scrached them yet.  If you would just scratch them instead of making some online question, you would save yourself from a lot of agony.  I mean really, how long did you have to wait to get a answer?
(Three days. Bastard.)
Sophie:I don't have balls. I wouldn't know.
(Thank god for that. Although I have to say you're missing out.)
LilMangaGirl:You know what? I could of gone all day without you asking that. All day.
(Yeah, but could you have gone all night? [Insert picture of The Cheat here and start playing bad 70's sex music.])
.ereh teg ot emac uoy yaw eht ton og ot siht no kcilc