(Right, so a guy that is "hott" with two "t"s is worth being badmouthed/cheated on/beaten, while average-looking guys like me have to walk on water to be noticed. Something seem wrong here to you?)
LilMangaGirl: To annoy nice guys. Just like you Valdreag, you should be more like Yugdung. He's shootin' the three points allllll the time.
(Hmmm, how to respond without mortally offending my friend Yug.... Tell ya what, let's just say he may be shooting 3-pointers, but only on his Sega Genesis. You are right, though, the shit is annoyed out of me by those girls that trade sex for black eyes. Especially the nice girls. Dammit.)
(Don't worry, i'm not mortally offended. However, you must get the facts straight... I have a playstation, not a sega genesis. I know, i miss NBA jam too, but we do have to give it up at some point. Damnit! Why the hell did i ever break up with... I mean... sell that system!)
-YugDung
(Jesus, there were WAY too many metaphors in that passage. Let's just hope, Yug, that you get a Sega and not a Playstation if you ever go to prison.)
-Valdreag again.
(They let you have entertainment systems in prison?)
-YugDung, Once more
Sophie: what guy who isn't gay doesn't treat their girl like shit. (besides you of course...)
(Damn stright. And don't you forget it, or you'll feel the back of my hand.)
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