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THE QUESTION: | ||||||||||||
Valdreag: Why is strength inversely proportional to Intelligence, or, Why can't I lift a can of beans? (I always wondered about this one too...) -YugDung |
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THE (quixotic?) ANSWERS: | ||||||||||||
Megalo15: No idea. Why are all the unbelievably beautiful people stupid? There are exceptions to both questions (Fezzic - is that how you spell it?- is strong and smart....LilMangaGirl - is beautiful and smart NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE DENIES IT!!!) however, unfortunately you have others who aren't as fortunate.... (Good point. Fezzig (with a g) is indeed strong and smart, LMG is indeed beautiful and smart (and strong, too...she can life cans with her teeth...see below.). Sophie also fits into that category, I think, and maybe YugDung, although he does have problems with things like tying his shoes. You didn't put yourself on the list, though... are you stoopid tu?) LilMangaGirl: What are you lifting the can of beans with. Your teeth? Jeez V. even I can do that. Here, let me teach you how to lift somthing. 1- Breathe 2- Get a can. (Sure, if you want beans.) (green, black eye, lima, you pick.) 3. Extend your arm out, DO NOT hit OR knock over the can. 4. Firmly place your fingers around the can. 5. Act like your going to.... um... okay, just lift up your arm. 6. Praise yourself. (Got the hang of step 1. Still working on 2-6. More on that later. Also, Jeez V?) LeeMcNasty: Beans? ...beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat them the more you toot. I don't understand that. THEY AREN'T FRUIT, DAMMIT, THEY'RE....beans?...anyway, you can't lift them because you are a weenie. WEENIE ::points::laughs:: (They're legumes. Click here.) Sophie: 42. (84. 168. 232. Or maybe, 32. 16. 8. Anyway, it's the number of times I've blinked in the past 10 minutes.) (is anyone else rather confused at this point? And more importantly, does anyone get the reference in Sophie's answer?)-YugDung |
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KCAB |