(Yeah, lemme get right on that.)
LilMangaGirl: Because they hate you. And I do not. So ahaha Hah AH aH!
(ummmm... thanks?)
isisincognito: Geez... um... so you can tuck it into your underwear?
(And swimsuit. Don't forget swimsuit.)
Reverend Two Sheds: I think the real question is, why dont specialized buttons have their own specialized shirts? Think on that for a while, sport. Its a real mind fuck, totally blows you away. Ok, thats a lie. Though I have to wonder why you care about such things, nudism is the way to go. Except fat people, and I mean the massive obese floppy jowled land-whale people. They need to be drained of their oh so precious bodily fats so it can be processed into soap to wash their massive sweaty bodies.
(Two sheds... Not only are you a sick sick man... but you forgot to give a shoutout to Fight Club for stealing their idea. Decency, man!)
FreddieBear2004: I'll tell you, but only if you promise not to let anyone else know that I know... They're called
"shirt-tails". You use them to help keep your shirt
tucked in. I'm sure you already new that. However,
some button-front shirts have "vents" on the sides,
and are flat-bottom. These shirts are MEANT to be
untucked. Then fashion designers altered the
shirt-tails so that it would look cool to wear shirts
untucked. And then everything got all confusing. I
figure it's all a crazy scheme concocted by tailors,
fashion designers, and fashion icons to make us unsure
of our clothes and then ourselves, finally making us
totally dependant on them for our styles. This is why
I will wear sackcloth and animal hydes from now on.
[No! Be independent! Wear trucker hats! =((( ]