THE QUESTION:
Valdreag:  What's the difference between making love, having sex, and fucking? Be specific now.
THE (bitter) ANSWERS:
Megalo15: Hmmm, the difference...*thinks* Umm, I'd have to say making love is more passionate, as opposed to fucking which I'd have to say is more, umm hardcore?  Then having sex would probably be the median? I'm really not the person to be answering this...
(You're not the person to.....Ohhhh, I see... You've never made love before, just the other two.....It's ok, we forgive you.)
LilMangaGirl: ....The only one that doesn't make me nervous is 'making love' ...the rest either make me blush, or drop something. So I guess 'making love' is the beautiful term. Having sex is the casual one, and f-..fucking... is ..the um.. .......... ......quick way of saying ...lets make babies now?
(Yes, let's. Oh, you weren't actually asking me. Well, I suppose you're right...Although you might want to work on the whole dropping things bit. Might be bad if you end up working in, say, a nuclear power plant. Or a maternity ward.)
isisincognito: "making love"- can be very time consuming. more of an art.
"having sex"- less time consuming. more awkward.
"fucking"- no holds barred, no inhibitions, no lube. (LMAO!!!)
....Not like I'd know or anything... *wink*

(The half-full box of condoms behind you betrays your secret. Take that, evil fiend!)
Reverend Two Sheds:  Making love: The physical culmination of a deep pssionate emotional connection.
Sex: Recreational, enjoyable for both but nothing really too deep.
Fucking: Meaningless but highly passionate aggressive sex.
(I keep expecting you to say, "Fun for the whole family.....")
(You're a sick bastard, Valdreag.  I think that's why i like you so much.)-YugDung
Figure4:Making love is what I do. Having sex is what normal people do. Fucking is what porn stars do.
I love everyone.
(So you're not normal, and neither are porn stars? That kinda makes sense.)
SilverSurfer9000: Making love is getting it on the sheets, having sex is for ugly people, and fucking is for rappers and.....well......rappers.
(What about a rapper and an ugly person? Would they be having fuck? Or fucking sex?)
(And what if the rapper himself was ugly?  And was having sex with another rapper?  On the sheets?)-YugDung
KCAB