(Well, I can't blame them too much. Joe Bob is a damn handsome man.)
LilMangaGirl: Did you spell penis wrong on purpous?
(You were so close to spelling purpose "porpous". I would've had a field day with that. But no, I didn't spell penis wrong. That's the plural. In fact, I believe the full, correct term is a "Pride of Penii". A lot of people prefer "Pack of Penii", but I am definitely a fan of the former rather than the latter. Pride of Penii. It's just got a better ring to it. And it makes you and your group of naked male friends feel much better about themselves when their standing in the circle of love.)
(We're gonna see how many lines I can cross this week, I believe.)-YugDung
(That's four, just for the record.)-Valdreag
isisincognito: I honestly don't anymore. Too time consuming. And it hurts people.
(Well, i'm sorry that the torture of my species didn't fit into your schedule. We'll try to take less time from now on, and go straight from liking a girl to being emotionally crushed as quickly as possible.)
Reverend Two Sheds: Damned crazy women. They enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the pleasure of manipulating men to do their bidding.
(More than they'll ever admit.)
Figure4: Because not playing them would be too simple, and girls are complex machines.(Beer often cures this. *winks*) Prostitutes on military installations, on the other hand...
(Prostitutes on military installations? Where are you stationed? Reno?)
SilverSurfer9000: Personally, yugdung, I believe women hate men at such a basic level that it is instinctual to fudge (hah, I said fudge) with our heads, both big and small. Also, it doesn't help that God hates you. And your family.
(I dunno, if you go by the mormon reality, then my parents and so far my little brother are cool. And the rest of us are just gonna end up in a lower level of heaven that is still infiinitely better than this place. .... God I hate optimists.)
(Or else God just hates you. Don't it suck?)-Valdreag
Iohnus Albus: I don't see why more people don't play games. I mean, games are just so much fun. Games like Everquest. Everyone who doesn't play already go out and buy Everquest right now. Then you too can discover how much fun playing games is.
(And discover the joy of paying monthly bills too! Parents, buy this for your children and teach them what it's like to be a self sufficient member of society early! And how to never step out of the house! Your child too can be pasty white and selling heroin to pay for his evercrack debts!)
(Hey! What's wrong with being pasty white?)-Valdreag
(And really skinny?)-YugDung