(Doot doot doot? With TWO periods after it? Sounds like bowel trouble to me.)
Krysteenah: Because Thespians do it on stage, and who doesn't want to be a porn star? Allow me to get Freudian, as children we all longed for careers that were very much in the public eye and that helped others. As we mature, most of us no longer want to be the fireman, police officer, nurse, teacher. However we still cling to those old feelings of attention deprivation, thinking we can fix it by forcing others to love us through helping or rescuing them. As we get older, these thoughts become suppressed. They then mingle with our carnal lustful nature. Hence, to make a long analysis short, we all want to be porn stars to fulfill our inner child's need to be loved and have attention.
(So my inner child is a porn star? Isn't that illegal? And gross? And isn't "carnal lustful nature" a redundant statement? And wasn't there a run-on sentence in there somewhere? And did I really just answer this whole thing in questions? Am I that much of a dick?)