Sophie's Soapbox
And other guest bitchings
This is a spot for all the (not) wonderful visitors of our site to have their own say about life, the universe, and everything. Sophie is the official bitcher of this site, but e-mail us at Valdreag@hotmail.com or YugDung@hotmail.com to get your own...views...posted here. Or not. It depends on how we feel at the time.
Return to sanity.
11/10/03 ( like european style better so note: the day is first and the month is next.)
Hallo and welcome to my soapbox. this is the wonderful place whre we can all bitch and people can actually read it. ( of course only the best bitchings get on this site so make it relly damn good or funny) Through the wonderful genersoity of yougdung and valdreag, i am the caretaker of this page. They are still the editors of this site so we can't endlesly bash them. (damn!!!!)  I will have various questions, rantings, and other things up here for your enjoyment, and i'm always ready to take suggestions. * note: i will take suggetstions, but i might read them, laugh at you, and then burn them. * So please email yugdung/ valdreag with anything of interest for this site and they will pass it on to me!!
-Sophie
17/10/03
*Shoves whoever off soapbox*

Why is "am'n't" a normal and perfectly acceptable contraction? I mean, you come into work 15 minutes early after finger-fucking the snooze button like a cheap Mexican whore, and you say, in absence of any good excuse,"I'm a little late, aren't I?"(hypothetical situation, assholes. This has never happened to me...) Are I? As in, are I not? Anyone not stupid should cringe at the horrible grammar. But whatever, continue with life, I'm done.

No, wait, I'm not. Why are guys in uniform viewed as attractive? I'm not complaining, but why? And furthermore, why are girls so hypocritical about being looked at like a piece of meat? I haven't even looked at porn stars the way some girls look at me in dress blues. I felt nasty and exhilirated. All at once. Now I'm really done.
-Figure4
 
uh figure4... are you sober? Not only was that comment gramatically incorrect, i had a hard time following it. You do have an interesting point though. It would be easier to use such a contraction thereby shortening our language, deteriating our vocabulary, and all together removing one of the few things that removes us from other animals. ( geez i'm in a bitchy mood tonite) But figure4, you are a very cool dude for being the very first person to write in to my page. I hope others will follow your amazing example...
-Sophie
2/11/03
* I updated my page!!!!!
I know i'm terrible, irresponsible, and boring, but i've finally found enough time to update the page. I initally asked yugdung and valdreag if ui could have a page so that a femenine aspect could be incorporated ( wait... why am i adding the girly parts when i'm more manly that valdreag or yugdung?... j/k) so here's my question to all of you out there:
  If you had a chance to date yugdung and/or valdreag would you? And what would you do?
you can email me at:
sophiechild@hotmail.com

*sophie*