..Seto Kaiba..

OH, I loooove ranting on about Seto Kaiba... He is SOOOO coooool...... Well, lets see. What to rant about... His eyes... SO blue and deep and cool and beautiful... Alluring...mmmm... Okay, I have a problem. I'm obsessed. Well, who isn't? Ah... lemme think... Ok, number one reason for obsession: His eyes. Well, I talked about that earlier, but why not again? His eyes: Deep blue, like the ocean, like sparkling sapphires, or better yet, blue diamonds. Alluring, intoxicating, stimulating...Oh, all my big words. Next reason... His height, probably. Very tall, and who DOESN'T like a tall guy? He's so tall he could look down his nose at Shaq-- Okay, maybe not. But he's REALLY tall, and that makes him SO cool. Ok, reason three: His hair. Brown, EXACTLY the same shade as mine^^! Long bangs, falling down over his face and eyes giving him the most mysterious look^^! Reason #4: His Dueling skills are absolutely phenomenal! HE IS SOOO GOOD! THE BEST DUELIST EVER! PERIOD! THE END! SAYONARA! Ok, here I go: Reason #5: Absolutely positively his clothes. His cape-like jacket flying out behind him... His matching turquoise turtle-neck and half-flares. His suave black business shoes. Oh, Seto Kaiba look SO GOOD in leather! *squeals with delight and falls over* OK, I have recovered. Sigh...Seto... Ok, Reason #6... Nevermind, that's it. EXCEPT! One more thing! HIS PERSONALITY! HE IS SO KIND TO HIS BROTHER MOKUBA! He is so kind to him! Others see evil in him, but not me or Mokuba! In case no one else noticed, in the first episode, Yami Yugi took the evil out of Seto Kaiba as you all know, but who noticed that after that both his voice and his face changed? Firstly, his voice became (though still Eric Stuart) less menacing, more assuring, kind and gentle, and his face...sigh...Much more handsome. THANK YOU YAMI YUGI! OH, but he's so handsome anyway... He strives for perfection...NO, IS perfection. Perfection itself is wonderfully demonstrated by Seto. GAH! I can't believe I forgot this! HIS FIGURE! PERFECT! Slender, slim, long arms and legs, and long fingers, unlike that evil Pegasus, who in one episode has fingers so short and stubby that it looks like they all got cut off! OH, Seto has the best voice: Menacing and wrathful, sweet but bitter--Make that bittersweet, kind, caring, alluring, assuring, reassuring... The list goes on. Ok, back to his great accomplishments: He goes through all the tight security of Industrial Illusions just to get to Yugi's duel, so that he can help Yugi win, so that EVIL MAN won't steal his company. GO SETO! Like he said, there really isn't a single computer system that he can't hack into. SO he goes to save his brother, facing all of Pegasus's hanchmen and all. And then, when he's near the castle, Kimo sneaks up on him, but Seto catches him by surprise as well, whackin' him in the stomach and throwing him eight feet by his shirt collar. Now THAT'S cool. I mean, really. He's tall and slender, but packs the punch of a musk ox and the agility of a cat. And, in many ways, he is a cat: Great eyes, agility, stealth and of course, the overall coolness of a cat. Suave, intellectual, devilishly charming and clever, like a fox, but feline. Like a siberian husky, but feline. Oh God, I'm scaring myself. Also, in many ways Seto can be compared to minerals: Fists of steel, heart of gold, diamond eyes... I'm probably sounding really stupid now, unless your a fan as devoted as I am. I had a fit last night. It started around midnight. I got angry, and I wrote "AISHITERU SETO KAIBA!!!" All over my walls. Then I found a piece of cloth, cut it in the shape of Pegasus's head, chewed it up, and spat it out into the trash. Then, I started ranting on to myself about Seto's eyes, trying to find better words to desribe him. Not that he can be described, he's so cool. But anyway, I tried to get to sleep after that, but couldn't. Then I turned on the radio, and it started playing "19th Nervous Breakdown" by the Rolling Stones, and that made it worse, because that song has been stuck in my head for two months. So then, around 4:30 a.m., I went downstairs and made myself some tea. Then I sat down and started writing a long description of Seto Kaiba in Japanese. Then I went outside, and sat on the porch, watching the cloudy sky. It was grey, and I LOVE grey days. It's still raining now, but not as hard. So anyway, I was thinking: Oh great! If it rains really hard, everyone will have their plans spoiled, and no one will go out! Don't ask why, because I was over my bad mood by then, but I felt like burning something (No, I am NOT a psychomaniac, contrary to popular belief, but I just felt like burning something). Ok, so then I went in because it was 7 by then and everyone was up and all, and I went back upstairs and started writing more of my fanfic about Seto. Now, If any of you can match 9 1/2 hours of thinking solidly about Seto Kaiba, and absolutely NOTHING else (not even food if your starving to death), then contact me, because I really need SOMEONE to talk to. All my friends are weird and don't like Seto. Something's messing with their heads, I know. So if anyone is interested in talking solely about Seto Kaiba or YGO (Other anime, maybe, if anyone likes "Please save my earth," "Ayashi no Ceres," "Cardcaptor Sakura," "lain," "Sailor Moon," or "Gravitaion"), contact me NOW at Sakura_chan13@msn.com, Screen name: tinydancerenju. Really, if you like any of the anime listed above, PLEEZ talk to me. ESPECIALLY ABOUT SETO! I love ranting on, because those of you who listen (if anyone does), will have the same interests, or nearly the same, hopefully. SO PLEEHEHEHEHEEEEZZZZZZZZ TALK TO ME!!!! Ok, I'm done ranting now. Ok, maybe I'm not. SHIMERU, SAKURA!!! I really need to shut up before someone yells at me. Sigh... Gomen nesai to all of those who love Seto, but HE'S MINE. THAT'S All THERE IS TO IT. MINE. So lay off, stay away, and DON'T COME ANY CLOSER TO MY KAWAII BISHOUNEN!!! Ok, I'm Sakura_chan13@msn.com, signing off... btw, thanx so much for reading my rant. Hopefully, your not one of those people who goes to the bottom to see how long it is, and you read this part first. SAYONARA! AISHITERU SETO WATASHI NO AI!