| It's all about me. |
| Hey! My name is Yuki Aliwicious. I'm a Virgo who enjoys Chinese food and long walks in the park. |
| With any sort of luck, having enjoyed some time here with me, you will fall desperately in love and do everything I say for the rest of your mortal life. Don't worry, I'm benevolent with my powers. |
| Aw, c'mon, it's just a joke. |
| Actually, it's not a joke. It is about me. All the time. |
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