You call that art?  This is art.
I scoff.
Please.  It's just a flower.
Hey!  Show some respect!
Michelangelo is my hero.  Seriously.
Van Gogh. Crazy guy.
Dutch master.  Wow, he was good.  A master, really.
Cezanne.  Bad eyesight, though, hey?
Home. Fingerpaints on the fridge.