38 Little Jrockers ACT X Takuro: honto? Kohta: Finally. Hyde: See? My Tet-chan can do it. Kohta: (pushes Hyde away) So, who is it? Tetsu: Well, I’d like to gather up everyone into the study. Kohta: Dammit! Why don’t you just tell us? Tetsu: It’s not right accusing someone without explaining motive and situation to everyone involved…besides, it’s how Mrs. Fletcher does it. Takuro: Alright! We can use Yo-chan’s intercom system to contact the others. Tetsu: yep. We’ll all meet at the study in 5 mts. +++++ -5 minutes later- Kyo: Dude. I wanna know who’s been doin’ this. Hyde: Thank MY Tetchan ^_^ Yoshiki: >_< MOU! More dead bodies! Toshi: (pats Yoshiki on the back) Kohta: Just get on with it! +++++ Tetsu: Alright. First off, I thought DEG was responsible, since you guys are such irresponsible punks. Kaoru: Hey! I’m a responsible person! Tetsu: But then I figure these young ‘uns aren’t smart enough to pull such a massive and tactiful murder plot. Kaoru: >_<MOU~! Toshiya: It’s ok, kaoru-chan. We can be fools together. (holds Kaoru tighter) Tetsu: Secondly, Pierrot had all its members still alive, so I thought those young ‘uns did it. Kohta: Preposterous! Now there’s only 2 of us alive! Tetsu: Point exactly. And none of Pierrot could’ve done it because you guys don’t really know any of us. AND the killer has to be someone who knows the mansion quite well. (all turn to Yoshiki) Yoshiki: Hey! Just because I own this place….! Tetsu: No one’s saying you did anything. (raises eyebrow) BUT…there are also those good buddies of yours that you’ve invited over before. Like Luna Sea…. (all look at luna sea) Inoran: But I’m the only guy left! Tetsu:…and Glay… Jiro: *(&(&%*$! Tetsu: ….and Dir en Grey… Kyo: DUDE! You just said a minute ago that we didn’t do it! Tetsu: …and Toshi… Toshi: ???? Kohta: So WHO DID IT! Tetsu: Through the gathering of important evidence, logical conclusions, and an obvious motive…the killer is-----YAARRHGHHGHG!!! (lights out) (lights on) Inoran: The detective’s dead!! Takeo: Damn. Now we’ll never find out who the killer is! Kohta: If he didn’t take so damned long, we’d know by now. Hyde: Tetchan…..sob…. Kaoru: Wait! There was something Tetsu said before he started yelling. Kyo: Dude. He said something about logic and shit. Kaoru: No, no! I think he said ‘yargh!’ Kyo: That’s when he started yelling Kaoru: NO! You dolt! He started saying someone’s NAME! Jiro: Come to think of it, he did. Kaoru: …and it started with a ‘Y’…. (all slowly turn to Yoshiki) Yoshiki: ..w-what? I didn’t do it! Takuro: Makes sense. He knows the mansion layout and its electrical systems better than anyone else. Yoshiki: It doesn’t mean anything! Toshi: (nod, nod) Yoshiki: Why would I invite all these people to my mansion if I don’t want them messing up anything. Takuro: True, but still… Yoshiki: Takuro, you’re just getting even with me! Takuro: (innocent eyes) Why would I try to get even with you? Yoshiki: Because I made you practice Rain everyday. Jiro: Hey! We’re not as spiteful as you, Yo-chan! Yoshiki: Mou~! Listen to me! I’m not the killer!!!!!!!! +++++ (lights out) Voices: EEEEEEEKKKKKK! (lights on) Kyo: Whoa! Yo-chan’s dead!….cool…. Kohta: That’s it. We’re gonna die! No use in trying to solve anything. (sits on couch and starts moping) Toshiya: (hugs Kaoru’s arm) Look on the bright side. We won’t have to deal with Yo-chan whipping our butts off. Toshi: @_@ mmmphhhh… Takuro: Uh-oh. Jiro: DAMMIT! Everyone, RUUUNNN!! Takeo: huh? Toshi: (rosin shatters) T_T (runs and hold Yoshiki) YOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! *sonic wave occurs, blowing the other Jrockers all over the place* Toshiya: (hanging onto bookshelf) Eekk! Kaoru-chan! I can’t hold on! Kaoru: Just hang on, To-chan. We’ll make thru this one Hyde: (holding onto sofa) WAAHHH! I don’t like this!! Jiro: (right beside him) SHIT! Stop yelling you brat! Like there isn’t enough screaming around here. (spotlight on Toshi holding Yoshiki) Toshi: (looks up with tears on his eyes) FOREVER LOOOVE!! FOREVER DREAAAMMM!! Takuro: Oh, no (ears bleed) Toshiya: EEEeeeeEEEkkkKK!!!!!!! My clothes are flying off!!!!!! Takeo: eh? OoooOOOoooohhh…….. Kaoru: ack! You fool! Toshiya….. (skin blows off face) ….. I’ll cover you…….. Jiro: My eyes are popping out…… Inoran: GAWD! Let’s get outta here! Toshi: OOOHHH, TEEELL ME WHYYYY??? AALLL III SSEEE IS BLUEEEEEE IN MY HEEEAAAARRTT!! (Somehow, the remaining Jrockers get away and hang out in the lounge) Kaoru: (panting) Geez. I thought Kyo’s singing was bad. Kyo: (baps Kaoru on the head) Kaoru: OW! Kohta: (mumble) we’re gonna die….we’re gonna die…. Takeo: So, who’s the killer? Inoran: Damn! This is frustrating. There’s only 8 of us left too. Takuro: First of all, we’d have to calm Toshi down then discuss the evidence, alibi, and motive. Hyde: ;_; We’ll never solve it (sob) Tetchan’s DEAD!! Kaoru: How’re we supposed to calm Toshi down? Yoshiki’s dead and there’s no more Rosin. Takeo: We can knock him out. Toshiya: We’d have to get past the sonic booms radiating from his mouth. Kyo: It’s dangerous and someone could get killed!…..heh-heh….. Kohta: ….we’re gonna die….we’re gonna die…. Takuro: (stands up and grabs a candlestick) It’s fatal, but someone’s gotta do it. (walks to door) Jiro: Takuro! Don’t do it! Takuro: Jiro, I’m glad to have met you (sniffle) Jiro: TAKUROOOO!!! (lights out) -cont'd- |