38 Little Jrockers Act XI (Lights on) Kaoru: EEEEEeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!! Toshiya!!!! (sob) noooo…. (holds dead Toshiya) Jiro: (by the door) wwaaaauuuugggghhh!!!! Ta- Takuro!!!! (Takuro dead on the floor) Takeo: ccccraaaaggggghhhhhhk!!!!!!! Kohta!! (Dead Kohta on the couch) Hyde: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Everyone’s dying!! Kyo: dude. 3 people in one strike. Inoran: We were all here together. So all of us have an alibi…. Except for TOSHI!!! Hyde: (wipes tears) That- That Toshi killed my Tet-chan?!!!? Jiro: who else could it be? Kaoru: Let’s lynch him! Kyo: now this gets fun! Huh-huh. (Jiro grabs Takuro’s candlestick and leads the way) Toshi: (voice cracking) OH TELL ME WHY!!!!! OH TELL ME TRUE!!!…….. Kyo: the sonic booms are dying down. Inoran: That’s because he’s only made for studio singing. Kaoru: ne, where’s Yoshiki’s body? Takeo: it probably exploded when Toshi started singing. Jiro: (sneaks up behind Toshi………. Ears red and bleeding) This is for Takuro! (raises candlestick) (lights out) *THUMP* (lights on) Jiro: (w/ candlestick still raised above his headd) Eh? (stares at dead Toshi) Kyo: Dude. Did you kill him? Jiro: I didn’t even touch him. Kaoru: (shrug) who cares? The killer’s dead. (Suddenly, Yoshiki bursts out of a closet) Yoshiki: Dammit! You idiots! Don’t you get it? Kaoru: AAAhhHHH!!! It’s a ghost! Jiro: what the hell? Yoshiki: MOU~! Don’t you get it? I’M THE KILLER!!! Kyo: Cool. Hey, Yoshiki-sama, can I keep the corpses? Kaoru: Yo-san, I didn’t know you had it in you. Yoshiki: AAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!! BAKA!!! I thought one of you would be smart enough to figure it out! I’M THE KILLER!!! Takeo: I’m confused. Yoshiki: I AM THE PERPETRATOR!!! THE MURDERER!!! Watch….. *Blam* Kyo: buaaagh! *Thump* Yoshiki: (blows barrel of gun) see? Takeo: I’m still confused. (sticks tongue out at Kyo’s dead body) Yoshiki: -_____-** Inoran: what he means is….. why are you alive…. Yoshiki: gaaahhh!!! It’s like an Agatha Christie novel! Kaoru: eh? (looks at Jiro) Jiro: ah! You mean La’cryma Christi! Yoshiki: aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!! Kaoru: yoshiki, your veins are popping out of your head….. Yoshiki: guuhhh… (stares at Kyo) …. (stares at Kyo’s eyes rolled up to the back of his head)…. I’ve calmed down. I wasn’t really dead. Toshi and I were in this together. He was willing to help me execute my wonderful murder plot. Jiro: That explains the multiple murders in different places. Yoshiki: And no one bothered to check my body because Toshi started singing. Kaoru: But why did you kill Toshi? Yoshiki: he wouldn’t stop singing. Kaoru: oh. Hyde: then, why (sniff) did you kill everyone? Heavenly, yet cool voice: I can explain that! (Pillar light from the sky window that DEG broke earlier shines into the mansion. A figure w/ angel wings descends while a big chorus standing behind Yoshiki sings Hallelluia’s) Yoshiki: what the hell? Takeo: huh-huh. Look, there’re a bunch of people behind Yoshiki…. Jiro: yeh. And behind us, too. Takeo and Jiro: huhuhuhuhuhuhuh….. Inoran: shut up you two. I’m trying to …….. oh……my……..god……. Yoshiki: uh…… (looks up) oh shit…… Hyde: (looks over to Kaoru) ne, Kaoru…….. Kaoru: (eyes shining) HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hide: Yo ^_^ Inoran: Nice glitter job on the wings, Hide. Hyde: OoooOO! Glitter….! (*_* is mesmerized by the sparkly stuff) Jiro: Yo, Hide. Took you long enough to come visit us. Kaoru: (*_*)(goes down on his knees) ….HIDE-sama…… Hide: (pats Kaoru on the head) I had business to do with the man up there. Actually, I came down here to get God some booze; then I remembered Yo-chan’s wine collection, so here I am. (Picks up a bottle of wine on the floor) OK. My job’s done. Ja! (starts to take off but is stopped by Hyde clinging to his glittery wings) Inoran: MATTE~! @_@ Arent you supposed to save us??!! Hide: (trying to push Hyde away) Dammit! (Chorus gasps at the cursing) Do I have to? Inoran: Come on, Hide! remember those boring parties Yoshiki used to throw? Everytime, I saved you from boredom by stealing a bottle of booze from J! You owe me one. You would’ve been bored to death! Hide: well, that doesn’t matter now that I AM dead. Jiro: Hide! You can’t just leave us here! Hide: Then what am I supposed to do!! Jiro: Get rid of Yo-chan! Hide: Dammit, Jiro. You know how much of a pain in the ass he is? Takeo: But if he stays here, we’ll all DIE!! Hide: Well, enough talk. God only gave me 10 minutes down here. Ja ne. Hyde: (clings tighter) I…want ….glitter….ooOooooOoo….purty….. Hide: >_< MOU~! (tries to fly again but is glomped by someone) Kaoru: PLEASE, Hide-sama…. (still on his knees, clinging to Hide with sad puppy eyes) Hide: …….>_<;;;……….gahh…you guys are making this harder on me….. Hyde: *_* ….glitter……. Jiro: If you don’t stay here, we won’t tell you how to get rid of Hyde. Hide: @_@ AHH! You guys are unfair! FINE!! (grumble grumble) now where’s Yo-chan? Takeo: Over there. (points under the table) Yoshiki: @_@ Shit. Hide: sigh. (grabs Yoshiki by the collar and drags him to the pillar of light) . Yo-chan, I can’t believe you’re still causing all this trouble. Takeo: So, why was he planning on killing us all? Hide: After I died he just sorta snapped, y’know. Oh well. Heaven’s Guide to Becoming a Good Angel says that I have to take him to Heaven; I’ll actually follow the rules for once. Inoran: So after you leave, what should we do now? Hide: eh? How should I know? Party. Drink. Have sex. What else can you living people do? Anyways, get this brat off me. Jiro: (-_-*) Oh, Haidoooooo! (takes out a lollipop from his pocket) Hyde: OOOoOO! Lollipop!! Jiro: (throws the lollipop across the room) Here! Go fetch! Hyde: (runs after the lollipop on all fours) Hide: Awright! (Flies up gripping a fearful Yoshiki) See ya in the next life. (to kaoru) You’re doing good kid! (disappears along with the pillar of light and the Chorus still gasping at such profane choice of words from Hide) Kaoru: H-hide-sama talked to me *_* (faints) CURTAIN DOWN ^_^ Yk2: Hmm...I've decided not to do an epilogue ^_^;; not enough time for me right now. Maybe some other time ne. |