38 Little Jrockers ACT II Inoran: who the hell are these people? Jun: are they dead? (blink, blink) Tetsu: I’ll find out! Hyde: ooh, tet-chan! Jiro: so it wasn’t Dir en Grey… Ryuichi: dude, like, what are those? (points) Tetsu: eh? (examines the items pointed out by ryuichi) this appears to be a Legend of Basara video tape with two chopsticks stuck through it. (hands it to Jiro) Jiro: hey! These chopstix say Dir en Grey on them! *suddenly the front doors explode open with the opening of “yurameki”* Kyo: kaeranakuta, wasurena--- Tetsu: the murderers! Get them!!!!!! Kyo: what the?! *suddenly the sunroof is broken by the rest of Dir en Grey (the way Spawn did it in the movie)* Kaoru: WAAAHAHAHHAAA!!!! Die: DIR en GREY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!! Shinnya: teehee! Toshiya: don’t look up my kimono! Takeo: wow! Their capes look computerized! Kohta: dude, shut up. Tetsu: GET THEM!!!!!! *a brief skirmish later. After DEG got tied up & everyone told them what happened* Kyo: what’s going on?! We just got here! Kaoru: yeh, we didn’t kill anyone! Shinnya: my hair….. Die: dude, this sux… Toshiya: this is an embarrassing position….. (tied up with knees up, exposing her---his legs and lower end body parts……) +++++ Kirito: damn, I don’t see anything down there… Toshiya: aaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!!!! Die: hey! Only I’M allowed to look down there! (tries to get up) *thumpthump* grrrrrrrrr…. Kirito: oops, chill out man….. Tetsu: (in Sherlock Holmes outfit all of a sudden) QUIET! Now, did you, or did you not kill these losers? Kyo: We did NOT!!! Tetsu: ok (unties Dir) Yoshiki: what’s going on in here? +++++ J: where are we? Ken: *hic* upstairs, I think…… (thudthudthudthud) J: huh? (opens door to a room) Teru: hisa------ oooooohhhhhhhh……. *moaning* Ken: (opens door to room across the hall as J throws up) eh? Takuro: sugi---show me how to rosin a violin bow again……. J: (after throwing chunks) Let’s outtie…. Ken: groan….ok…… +++++ Tetsu: (motions to Rouage) well, let’s get these four to an empty room. Any volunteers? Hyde: ooh, tet-chan…… Izam: that’s disgusting….. Aiji: Jun, do what the man says! Jun: yes master….;_; Tetsu: thank you, Jun. Jun: mumble mumble…. Toshi: IIIIIIIIII’ll do iiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!! (raises hand high) Gackt: yah, me too. Tetsu: (swallow) thank you……minna……*sniff* (tear drop T_T) +++++ Yoshiki: I can’t believe that I have to scold you again! (scratching head) You always embarrass me in front of my friends! Kyo: sorry, pop….. Kaoru: me too….. Shinnya: please forgive me…… Toshiya: it wasn’t my idea…… (glares at Kyo) Die: sorry, yoshiki- san……. Yoshiki: good, but don’t let it happen again. DISMISSED! Kyo: (after yoshiki leaves) c’mon, I’ve got an idea! +++++ J: whoa! Don’t go in there! *hic* (points to teru and hisashi’s room) Ken: or there! (urp) Gackt: jeez! Whose chunks are these? J: ohhhh….. Toshi: LET’S GO INTO THAT ROOOOOOOOOM!!! (eyes forced shut >_<) Jun: sounds good…… Gackt: eeww… they all have chopstix stuck through them…. Jun: I’ve never even heard of them. Are they really j-rockers? Gackt: (shrugs shoulders) I guess…. *in the kitchen, yukihiro attempts to remix “Forever Love”* Remix station: F-f-f-f-f-forever-ever-ever-ever-ever Loooooove-ove-ove-ove-ove……. Yukihiro: kick-ass, dogg, kick-ass… (munch, munch) (munch…….) eh? Toshiya-kun. Toshiya: hi, yukiiiiiiiii………… Yukihiro: hi. (munch,munch) ….he’s disgusting….. Toshiya: teehee…… *walks out of room* Yukihiro: (munch…..munch…..) er……this pocky’s starting to taste funny…… ++++ *outside the kitchen window* Kyo: (giggle) Toshiya actually slipped in the drugged pocky! Kaoru: cool, man, cool! Die: when’s toshiya coming? Shinnya: eh? What’s going on? +++ *back inside* Yoshiki: What the hell are you doing to my song? Yukihiro: Hey, hey, hey! It’s remixing, dawgg! Yoshiki: (confused) re-miks-su? (takes out a collegiate book on music theory & technical terms) of all my years studying music theory…. Yukihiro: Baka! Remix is remix. ‘Nuff said. Hisashi: (pops out of nowhere, w/ Teru lagging behind him) Hey! Is that a computer? Yukihiro: (groans) not again….OY! Don’t touch! Hisashi: Suge! It does automatic remixing with a Hi-Fi stereo speaker system. Teru: (tugs Hisashi’s arm) Hisa-chaaaann…You promised you’d spend more time with me… Hisashi: Later, later. Let me play with this first. Teru: (whine) You said you’d only play with ME!!! Hisashi: (starts pressing buttons) Yukihiro: AHHH! Get away! Get away, I say! Remix station: Forever—forever—forever—forever—forever—forever--- Yukihiro: what the hell dyou do, dogg?! (pulls Hisashi away) Now sit!! Stay!! Good boy. Hisashi: (starts panting, then lunges forward again) Yukihiro: NOOO!! (holds Hisashi w/ a tight grip) Hey you! Don’t just stand there, help me here! Teru: Ah, h-hai! (holds Hisashi’s right arm) Hisa-chan, what happened to you? Hisashi: (snarls) &*^&%##%@!! Must__have___computer….(starts struggling) Yukihiro: Ow! He bit me! You bastard! (smack) Teru: Don’t hit my Hisa-chan! T_T Yukihiro: How the hell am I supposed to get this freak away from my stuff, huh? Teru: Don’t call Hisa-chan a freak. T_T Yukihiro: Dammit. (to Hisashi) Don’t drool on me, you slob! Teru: Hisa-chan’s not a slob! T_T Yukihiro: SHADDUPPP!!! Teru: (sniff) T_T Yuki-san’s a meanie! Boo-hoo! ;_; Yukihiro: -_-;;; OK. Ok. I’m sorry. (mutters) Jesus, why do vocalists have to be so sensitive? You & Hyde &…. Toshi: (bursts into room) YOSHIKIIIII???!! DOKOOOO!?!?!? (glass shatters as he walks back out.) Yuki: ….ok, maybe not so sensitive… Hisashi: (starts struggling harder) …gurgle…gurgle…(spits on Yukihiro) Yukihiro: Eww! First, you bite me, now you slobber all over me! Gawd! Now I have to test for HIV. Teru: Hey! Hisa-chan’s not---not----….contaminated! Yukihiro: (raises eyebrow) Teru: ^^;;…. Just because we have gay sex in public restrooms and ---. Yukihiro: OK! Enough already >_<. (feeling nauseated) Just tell me how to calm him down! Teru: Get him drowsy ---or---or--- get him drunk Yukihiro: Good. Yoshiki!! Yoshiki: (sits in corner of room, still flipping thru the encyclopedia of music composition) Remix….remix….remix…. Yukihiro: (pinches nose & makes his voice sound squeaky) YOSHIKIIIIIII!!! *ears start bleeding* oh,shit, dogg…. Yoshiki: (jumps up, startled) H-hai! Yukihiro: Get Hisashi some wine! (wiping up his ears) Yoshiki: No way! Not my personal wine collection. Yukihiro: But you gave J and Ken booze, dawg! Yoshiki: Yeah, but the only way to keep those two entertained are strippers & booze! Teru: But couldn’t you have given them your porno collection? Yoshiki: @_@. How did you find that? Teru: umm… Hisa-chan and I were making out on the floor, and ---- Yukihiro: (about to spew) Dammit, Yoshiki! Just get the man something to knock him out. Yoshiki: (runs out the door) Yukihiro: OW~! Hisashi: (punches Yukihiro repeatedly) Yukihiro: Why is he only hurting ME!!! Teru: (heart shaped eyes) It’s the power of love…. Yukihiro: >_< Yoshiki: (runs back in, holding a small neatly folded paper in hand) Mana said this powdery stuff should work. Teru: What is it? Yukihiro: Who cares? I’m getting bruised over here! (grabs wad of paper & stuffs it into Hisashi’s mouth) (Lights go out) Teru: I can’t see. Yukihiro: ARGH! Turn the lights on! He’s biting my fingers! Yoshiki: What’s up with these power surges? (Lights go on) (Hisashi’s eyes roll to his head & slumps to the floor. Yukihiro takes his hand away from Hisashi’s slobby mouth) Teru: Eeek! (holds Hisashi) He’s dead! DEAD! Yoshiki & Yukihiro: O_O! -con'td- |