38 Little Jrockers ACT III Teru: T_T. You killed him! (points to Yukihiro) Yukihiro: O_O! N-no I didn’t . I just gave him…gave him…what HE gave me, doggs! (points to Yoshiki) Yoshiki: B-but I just gave you what Mana gave me! Teru: HISA_CHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!! (wails) (rest of Jrockers burst in from the other room) (Dir en Grey sneaks back in and Kyo goes under peoples’ legs to get through) J: (hic) What the fuch’s going on? Kirito: Do you mind the noise? Aiji-kun and I are busy!! Takeo: Whoa! Look! That Higashi-whatsisname from Glay is dead! Pierrot: OooOOOooOOOo…. Takuro: Dead? Damn. I can’t find another guitarist in time to finish the next 50 songs we plan on releasing on the same day!. Sugizo: (smiles seductively) I can always take over, Taku-chan (Sugizo and Takuro start making out) Ryuichi: Like, Sugi, what about us? Y’kno, like, we can’t find anyone to play, like, guitar and, like, what’s it called…. Gackt: A violin, dummy. Ryuichi: Oh, yeah! Duh! Like, we need someone, to like, play some crappy tunes on that voil-whatever instrument thingy. Gackt: A violin! It’s a violin! Sugizo: (throws rosin into Ryuichi’s mouth while still making out with Takuro) Tetsu: (enters w/ Sherlock outfit) Elementary, my dear Jrockers…(takes the Rosin stuck on Ryuichi’s mouth) Ken: (hic) Tetsu, what the ---..?! Hyde: (jumps up and down excitedly) It’s Sherlock Tetsu ^.^! Tetsu: SO! Yuki fed porcupine head w/ that powdery stuff---which came from Yo-chan’s hands----which came from the source of Jrock’s biggest Drug pusher. (All turn to Mana) Mana: (shock) I DID NOT kill him! Yoshiki said he needed something to knock him out, so I did, but it cannot have killed him. Tetsu: I believe you. All: (gasp) Tetsu: Only thru logical conclusions really. The whole Jrock community knows that you’re the Jrock Drug Lord. Being a proud expert in that field, you know how many doses to knock him out, and you’re too proud to make a mistake of it. Mana: Yea. Yeah. See? See? I never killed anyone. Tetsu: But to take precautions, we’re gonna have to tie you up. Mana: O_O;;? (Die, Kohta, and Jiro tie up Mana) Mana: Gackt! Save me!! Gackt: (pretends not to hear) Kozi: Good, now he can’t do anything naughty. Gackt: (thinks: Thank you. There is a God after all T_T) Kozi: Now we have one less contender for the prize. (eyes Gackt) Gackt: Eep. #_# Jiro: OK. Ok. Show’s over! Get back to whatever we all left off. (Everyone starts filing out) Takeo: hey, I think heyx3 is on….. Teru: HISA-CHAAAaaaaannn…… (sob) Yoshiki: Hey! Hey! We have to clean up the dead body here! I can’t have one of my 27 mansions dirty! ARGH! (brings out a whip) DEG: *_*(cringes) Yoshiki: Yes, my children. Clean it up, or else. (crack) (whips floor right next to Kyo) Kyo: @_@;;;; H-hai, otoussan. Yoshiki: (evil laugh) and do it quick or you’ll be eating McDonald’s the rest of your lives! BWAHAHAHA! (DEG carries Hisa to the kitchen into the walk-in freezer, where ROUAGE is sprawled out all over the place) Kohta: I’m glad Pierrot’s not a slave to anyone. Jun: ……………. (Pierrot walks over to the kitchen, where DEG has finished “disposing” of the bodies) Kirito: Ne, Aiji. I’m hungry. Aiji: Ok. JUN!! (snaps fingers) Jun: Yes, Aiji-sama. I’ll have it done right away. (scuttles off) Kirito: Aiji, I’m not hungry for FOOD! Aiji: OH! (chuckle) heh-heh. I see. Kohta: Oh God! -_-* Takeo: (looking thru fridge) Hey. Where’s the ice-cream? Kyo: In the walk-in freezer. I wouldn’t go in if I were you. Takeo: (walks toward freezer) Why not? (opens freezer door, sees Toshiya and Die going at it like rabbits, shuts the freezer door and walks back to his seat) O_O Kyo: (shrugs) I told ya. Takeo: ……O_O…….. Aiji: (pouts) oh pooh! Kirito: Guess we’ll have to find somewhere else to play, ne, Aiji-kun? (pinches Aiji’s nipple) Aiji: Ow~! (hentai grin) Naughty, naughty Kirito! Kirito: (blushes) tee-hee-hee! Kohta: (hides face in hands) I don’t know him….He’s not my brother…..I don’t know him…..Don’t know…. Shinnya (DEG): What? You and Kirito are RELATED??! Kohta: Shh! Don’t let anyone hear! Kaoru: WOW! Kirito and Kohta are BROTHERS!?? Shinnya: BROTHERS????!! Kaoru: yeah! BROTHERS!!!!!! Shinnya: WOW! BROTHERS!!!!! Shinnya &Kaoru: (chanting) BROTHERS! BROTHERS! BROTHERS! Kohta: (covers ears with hands) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Jun: (comes back with a plate of food, sees the scene before him) ^^;;;….anoooo..I think I left something in the other room… Kirito: JUN! (Sha-ne-ne finger snapping) What took you so long? Jun: (goes down on hands and knees) Forgive me, master Kiri-chan!!! T____T Aiji: Next time, you be gittin’ a whippin’, boy! Takeo: ^^;; you guys. Do you ever stop being the mean ugly step sisters for once? Aiji: Mean? Kirito: UGLY?? Kaoru: Whoa! SISTER??! You mean KIRITO is actually KOHTA’S SISTER???! Takeo: no, no. It’s just a figure of speech….. Shinnya: WAII! I didn’t know Kirito is a crossdresser too. ^0^ Takeo: ^^;; nevermind…… Kaoru: Kirito is Kohta’s crossdressing SISTER!!!!!! Shinnya: WAIIIIIIII! Kohta: nooooo…..@_#……(faints) Jun: EEP! Kohta! (runs to the bassist) Kyo: Cool! Is he dead? Jun: T_T. Yokatta. He just fainted. Takeo: whew. There’s been too many dead Jrockers around. He probably just fainted from the realization of being in denial for so long. Although I don’t blame him…..(looks over to Kirito and Aiji, having some tongue wrestling action) -_-;;; and it wasn’t his fault either! (glares at Kaoru & Shinnya) Kaoru: (innocent eyes) All we did was state the truth! OH-hohoho! ^0^. Shinnya: Can we blame it if we’re better youngsters of Jrock than the Pierrot? ^0^ OHH-hohohoho. Shinnya & Kaoru: OHHH-hohohoho ^0^!! Jun: Oh yeah! At least we don’t have crossdressers! Shinnya: eh? I thought you are one too, Jun-kun? 9o9 Jun: What-what are you talking about? I don’t look like a gir--? Takeo: ^^; eh…Just drop it, Jun. Jun: ?? ++++ (inside the freezer…) Toshiya: mmmm~. Die-kun, this is the best idea, babe. Die: (grin) heh-heh. You know me, I’m the man. Toshiya: Being in an ice-cold freezer with a bunch of corpses is so goth! And so…so… Die & Toshiya: …so erotic! (Die & Toshiya start making out) Die: yes…….To-chan…..yes…..(huff, huff) Toshiya: (more moaning) Ohh…Die….I --- don’t…..ahhhhh~! (All of a sudden, lights go out) -cont'd- |