38 Little Jrockers ACT VI All: AHHHHH!!! (bodies struggle & shuffle in the dark) Inoran: Where am I? (runs into someone) J: Turn the fucking lights on! Jiro: OY! Whoever that is needs to stop touching my butt! Kirito: Oh, sorry. Heh-heh. (still has hands on Jiro’s butt) Jiro: >_<. You fag! (grabs someone & hits them repeatedly) Ryuichi: Ow! Like, ow! Jiro: oh! It’s you, Monkichi! (drops Ryuichi) Ryuichi: Dude, like, you just damaged my face. Toshiya: Eek! Someone’s lifting my skirt up! HENTAI! (smack) Inoran: Ouch! It wasn’t me! I’m straight! Toshiya: OoooO! Ino-chan! Why didn’t you say so? Inoran: 0_0. but --- Toshiya: you can feel me up anytime, cutie-pie. (grabs someone’s hand & runs it up his leg) Kirito: Mmmmm…To-chan, I didn’t know your legs were this smooth… Toshiya: Eeek!!! (smack! Smack! Smack!) Voices: ow! STOP! Hey! *pinch* Jiro: Kirito! Stop pinching my BUTT!! (grabs someone’s collar & hits them over & over again) (lights on) All stop what they were doing then looks around. The entire floor is covered w/ dead Musumes. Ryuichi: (notices) Ack! Like, what are you doing to our Shinya? (points at Jiro) Jiro: (realizes whose collar he grabbed) Ahh! Shinya, gomen! (lets go. Bruised body slumps to the carpet of Musumes) All: Eh? Inoran: (feels Shinya’s pulse) He’s dead. Hyde: Sugoi ^0^! Jiro’s the killer! Jiro: NO! I didn’t even know it was Shinya I grabbed a while ago. Tetsu: But you were the last person to come in contact with him. Jiro: I have no motive! Inoran: Besides, how did Shinya get here? We didn’t see him since we got off the train! Hyde: OooOOoooO! Is Ino defending Jiro? Inoran: I’m --- not --- GAY! >_< Toshiya: Oh? No one said you were. ^0^ Yoshiki: All these dead Musumes on my Venetian carpet T_T. AAHHH!! KUYASHII!! Takeo: (pats Yoshiki on the back) Don’t stress out, Yo-chan. It’s not good for your blood pressure. Yoshiki: AARRGHH! GET THESE CORPSES TO THE FREEZER!! NOW!! (no one listens) Yoshiki: DO IT!! Or else….(puts hand on the rosin stuck between Toshi’s mouth) Jrockers: @_@ Takuro: Don’t do it, Yo-chan!!! (runs toward Yoshiki in slow motion) Yukihiro: Oh, man. Just do what the man says, dawggs! Tetsu: Tie up the murderer first. We don’t want anymore dead bodies! Jiro: you’re just jealous that I’m a better bassist. Tetsu: better bassist my ass (ties up Jiro) Inoran: Hey! There’s no reason to do that. Don’t you see? We’re the only normal guys out here. Jiro could not have done it. Tetsu: then explain Shinya! Toshiya: (rolls eyes) Stop making excuses, Tet-chan. Your bass technique sucks as much as Ryuichi’s singing. Ryuichi: Like, no way! Yukihiro: Stop babbling! Just discard the bodies, dawggs! Hyde: yeah! I don’t wanna die (motions at Toshi & Yoshiki) (Jrockers start carrying off corpses) Ryuichi: Like, why are these bodies so hot? And, like, there’s smoke coming out of their, like, ears. Jun: Ew! I think they were electrocuted! Ryuichi: Like, that’s bogus, dude! Takuro: It’s logical though. I told these mindless Musumes to hold hands while going to the cellar. Takeo: That does explain why the all died at once. Aiji: Yo-chan! The cellar’s full, & so is the freezer! Where do we put the rest of them? Yoshiki: umm…the study! Yes. The study. (Jrockers drag the remaining corpses to the study) Takuro: (notices Teru’s body, faced-down) Teru? (kicks Teru over) Oh, I think he’s dead. (All shrug & move back to the lobby room) +++++ Upstairs…. Sugizo: (standing at Gackt’s doorway) #_# Gackt: Sugi! Save me! (Naked Gackt tied to the bed w/ dead Kozi & Yu~ki ---also naked--- on top of him) Sugizo: Gackt-san, what happened? (walks over & inspects the dead bodies) Gackt-san, they’re…they’re… Gackt: You mean, they’re DEAD? (sigh of relief) Sugizo: Did you kill them? Gackt: no. but thank God! Sugizo: (tosses dead bodies aside) Jesus Christ, what were these jackals gonna do to you! Gackt: You don’t wanna know. I’m just lucky we had another lethal power outage. Sugizo: Gackt-san, what does Malice Mizer see in you? I’ve got sexier legs. They don’t call me Jrock’s sex God for nothing (rolls eyes) Gackt: ^^;;;; Heheh. Just---just untie me, ne? Sugizo: I need to find Rosin first. Gackt: Rosin? Hey, hey. No one touches my violin but ME! Sugizo: (rummages thru luggages. Knocks down a bag of candles) Gackt: My can-de-ru ;_; Sugizo: Where the hell’s your violin case? Gackt: You’ll never find out! NEVER! *growl* Sugizo: PLEASE, Gackt-san! This is a matter of life or death! Gackt: The violin is a sacred instrument! Surely you understand…then again, you might not. You didn’t go to a prestigious school for violin like me….& your violin technique sucks anyway! Sugizo >_<! (Fumes) Just b/c I play the same measure over & over again in “Providence” doesn’t mean….(finds violin case) AHA! I found it. (tries to open) ?_? You LOCKED your violin?? Are you obsessed? Oh, well, guess I’ll have to do this! (lifts violin case high in the air) Gackt: @_@ eeep! My violin! *bang* (violin case breaks open) Sugizo: Yes! The rosin! (grabs it) *beep! Beep! Beep!* Sugizo: ??what the hell? Gackt: It’s an alarm, moron! Sugizo: Alarm?? YOU put an ALARM in you violin? What’s next, a time-bomb? Gackt: Simpleton violinists like you would never ---. Yoshiki: what’s all the noise up here? What’s going on? (enters master bedroom w/ other Jrockers) (Tied up Jiro dragged behind Inoran) Ryuichi: Like, shut that noise, whatever it is. *beep! Beep! Beep!* Hyde: (blush) Ano…Gackt-san, what are you doing? (All turn to see Gackt on the bed) Gackt: ^^;; Heh-heh. Hi guys! J & ken: GOD! (runs to the closest bathroom) The straight guys: @_@ (shock) Ryuichi: like, dude, someone untie him. Yoshiki: What-what is this? (points to Kozi & Yu~ki) More? MORE??? >_< Tetsu: Calm down, yo-chan. We’ll take care of it. Hyde: ne, yo-chan. This only happens when there’s a power outage. Takuro: Maybe if we use these, we can prevent anymore deaths (motions at the candles on the floor) Yoshiki: Good idea… Gackt: NO! No! no! Not my Candles!! Hyde: They’re candles, Gackt-san! They’ll melt anyway. Gackt: those are collectible candles, kid. Hyde: I’m not a KID! (pout) Gackt: OH? So how old are you? 10? (taunt) Hyde: I’m not a kid! Not a kid! (stomps feet) >_<. TETT_CHAAANNNN!!! Tetsu: ^^;; What now, Haido? Hyde: Gackt called me a kid. >_< Tetsu: That’s nice. Hyde: NO IT”S NOT!! T_T WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! (hits feet & fists on floor) Jiro: GOD! Stop the noise!! (motions to Hyde & the violin alarm) Inoran: Gackt, this is all your fault. Turn off the alarm & apologize. Gackt: I’m a little tied up right now. Inoran: oh yeah. Then we’ll have to break the violin & knock out hyde. Gackt: @_@ (Jrockers start stomping on the violin until beeping stops. All turn to hyde, still being a brat) Tetsu: Guys, I’ll take care of him. Gackt: T_T my violin…… Sugizo: Whew. At least I got the Rosin out. Hyde: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tetsu: Haido, why are you so upset at being called a kid? Hyde: B-because *sniff* I’m NOT a kid. Tetsu: Haido, think of it this way…it’s more of a compliment to be called a kid than be a 500 year old oji-san like Gackt. Gackt: -_-* Hyde: Th-that’s right. *sniffle* Tet-chan kakkoi! (jumps & hugs Tetsu) Tetsu: heh-heh ^^; Inoran: cheese. (while untying Jiro) Yukihiro: (munching on Pocky) Yo-chan, we’ll take these bodies down to the study. C’mon, dawggs! (Inoran, Takeo, Kohta, Jiro, & Jun follow Yukihiro) Takuro: Don’t forget these (hands all of them a candle as they headed out to the door) Inoran, Takeo, Kohta, Jiro, Jun: HAI! Sugizo: Ne, Toshi. It’s time to replace that Rosin. Toshi: #_# MMPPHHHH!! (Takuro holds Toshi as Sugizo skillfully replaces the Rosin) Sugizo: Whew! Our eardrums are safe. Yoshiki: I don’t understand you guys! Toshi has such a beautiful voice. Especially when he sings. Takuro: ^^; hehheh. We all know you have a demented taste for lead singers. Yoshiki: eh? Gackt: AHEM! Do you mind? I’m still naked & tied up, y’know? Could someone at least pull the covers up? Kirito: (sits on the bed beside Gackt) Oh, but we like you tied up this way, Gackt-san. (starts fingering Gackt’s neck) Gackt: @_@ AH! TASKETE!!! Kirito: Go ahead & yeall, luv, Ryuichi’s too busy w/ the mirror & no one else in this room’s straight…but you…. Gackt: …I’m doomed…. Aiji: Dammit, Kirito! What do I do to keep your attention, huh? Kirito: Datte, Aiji-kun. There’s so many other hot Jrockers---& we’re all trapped in this mansion. Aiji: trapped? Yoshiki: Well, there’s a thunderstorm outside & the train comes to this secluded mountainside once a day. Aiji: What’s your point, Kiri-chan. Am I not enough for your pleasures? Kirito: But Aiji-kun, this is new territory! (licks Gackt’s ear) Gackt: 0_0;;;;….someone…..help….me….. Kirito: C’mon, Aiji-kun. I know you want a taste of this too. Aiji: well, yeah…. Kirito: (smiles slyly) Wouldn’t a threesome w/ a straight guy be fun? Aiji: Kiri-chan. You’re so bad. (jumps on bed) Gackt: HEEEEELLLPPPP!!! Kohta: What the hell are you guys doing to him?!?! Gackt: Thank God! Kohta! Help me! Kohta: I heard screaming from downstairs & remembered I left you two alone w/ a tied up naked guy. Figures. Kirito: Come and join us, Ototo. Kohta: I told you not to call me that in public >_<! Aiji: Kakkoi, kirito, I’ve never been in a foursome before. Kohta: >_< KIRITO! Our manager told you to stop molesting other Jrockers1 The only person you’re allowed to molest is Aiji. Aiji: (blush) I feel so privelaged. Kohta: -_-; ….you guys….we’ve had enough lawsuits from DEG concerning sexual harassment. Aiji: It’s OK, they harass us b/c they think they’re the better band. And the only person Kiri-chan ever bothers is Toshiya. Kirito: (licks lips) can I help it? He’s got sexy legs ne. Kohta: What do I do w/ you guys….. ++++ (In the kitchen…) Shinnya: ;_; Boo-hoo. Baka Kaoru-chan. Baka Toshiya-chan. Kyo: (sigh) I can’t believe you two. Haven’t you ever noticed how many times this has happened? Shinnya: DATTE~! T_T *slam* (enter Kaoru) Kaoru: Shinnya! There you are! I was so worried! Shinnya: Don’t talk to me T_T. boohoo… Kyo: Kaoru, you’d better apologize. Kaoru: Shinnya, I’m sorry. It’ll never happen again. Kyo: *choke* +++++ (upstairs…) Gackt: (finally untied & dressed) Thanks, Kohta. I owe you my virginity. Kohta: Why me -_-9 ?? Kirito: Aw, you’re no fun, Ototo-chan---. Kohta: DON”T CALL ME THAT!! Kirito: But why, Ototo-chan?--- Kohta: I’m supposed to be adopted, remember?! I’m ADOPTED! NOT---RELATED---TO---YOU!!! Comprende? Kirito: Wakari mashita 9o9 Gackt: Now I have to retrieve my candles…. (exit Gackt) (enter Toshiya) Toshiya: Kaoru-chan, doko? Kirito: It’s To-chan!! This is just my day, isn’t it? Toshiya: @_@ EEP! (exit Toshiya & Kirito) Kohta: Kirito! DON”T! Oh, man! +++++ (Kitchen…) (Kaoru & Shinnya being lovey-dovey. Kyo asleep on the chair drooling) (enter Ken & J) Ken & J: Hey! *hic* Is there any booze here? J: *hic* The cellar’s packed with corpes. Can’t get thru!! Ken: I WANT MY BOOZE!! J: WANT BOOZE!! Ken: BOOZE!! Ken & J: BOOZE!! BOOZE!! BOOZE!!BOOZE!!! Kaoru: Would you shut up? Shinnya: You guys are interrupting! If there’s one more interruption…I’ll….I’ll…. (enter Toshiya, knocking over Ken & J. Enter Kirito) Toshiya: EEK! Kirito: Oh, To-chaaaaaaaannnnn! Shinnya: NO! Toshiya, go away! Toshiya: (notices Shinnya & Kaoru) Shinnya, what the hell are you doing? (lunges after the couple) you bitch! (lights out) -cont'd- |