38 Little Jrockers Act VII (In the dark study) Jun: ano….guys? GUYS? Yukihiro: Geez! Calm down! We’re here, scaredy-dawg. Jun: It-it’s so dark. 0_0;; Jiro: We’ve had several black-outs Jun. Jun: I know, but I feel something cold holding my leg @_@ Inoran: There are several dead bodies in this room & they’re all over the floor. It’s probably just some corpse that got kicked over. Jun: But…but… Jiro: Just ignore it!! Jun: h-hai! 0-0;; (grabs hold of Jiro’s arm) Jiro: Ack! Someone light their candle! Yukihiro: Dawgg, Takuro gave us candles, but he didn’t give us matches. Inoran: I left my lighter in my luggage. Jiro: I don’t smoke. Jun: I’m scared. Takeo: I’ve got a lighter. (click) This candle sux! It doesn’t light up very much. Inoran: You can’t expect much from collectible candles. These are antique ones from the 15th century. Takeo: 15th century????? Inoran: (shrug) Gackt-san is 500 yrs. Old. Jun: ano…Could someone pls. Get the candle closer to my leg? I still feel something cold on my ankle… Jiro: what a woosie. Jun: >< Takeo: (pulls candle closer to Jun) Hmmm…interesting… Jun: (closes eyes. Too scared to look) W-what is it, Takeo? Takeo: It’s a dead Gackt-san. Jun: AH~! (jumps) Inoran: I thought he was immortal. Jiro: He can end his life at 500. Just because he’s an oji-san doesn’t mean he can live 4-ever. Yukihiro: DAWGG! Is that why he wears so much make-up? Takeo: (lighting everyone else’s candles) let’s just hope there aren’t too many other dead bodies. Yo-chan would have hypertension. (Enter Toshi, Yoshiki, Tetsu, Hyde) Hyde: (hugging Tetsu’s arm) Ne, Tet-chan. Aren’t these candles so romantic? Yoshiki: Don’t tell me that’s a dead Gackt right there. Takeo: Now, now, Yo-chan. We don’t have to carry him anywhere, see? We’re already in the study. Yoshiki: But the study’s getting filled up! >_< Tetsu: Hey! So all of Shazna, Rouage, Musume, & Malice Mizer are DEAD! Jiro: Woo-hoo! Inoran: We’d better go check on the others. Where are they anyway? Tetsu: Ryuichi’s busy with a mirror & Sugi & Takuro are busy with each other. Yoshiki: I think Dir en Grey’s in the kitchen. But where did Ken & J go off to? Hyde: Last time I saw ken-chan clogging up the sink. Yoshiki: They’d better not be clogging my sink….Toshi! Let’s GO!!!! Toshi: *nod* *nod* (exit Toshi, Yoshiki) (Lights on) ++++ (Kitchen…) (Other Jrockers enter) Kyo: Snore…… Kaoru: SHINNYA!! NOOOO!!! Jun: Oh, no. Shinnya-chan’s dead! Takeo: I thought Jiro already beat the life outta him. Jiro: >< I killed no one. Hyde: not that Shinya, THIS Shinnya! Kohta: You mean Shinnya, the drummer from that idiotic band Dir en Grey? Kaoru: Idiotic? IDIOTIC? You Pierrots shouldn’t be talking! WE’RE under YOSHIKI! Kyo: Wha-what’s going on? (rubs eyes) AH! SHINNYA!! Kaoru: Shinnya…(sob)…..YOU killed him! (points to Toshiya) Toshiya: Kaoru---I---I never--- Kyo: Wow. I didn’t think you’d be witchy enough to kill him. Toshiya: I didn’t do anything! Hyde: (starts dancing around like a gay boy like how he does in concerts) *chanting* Toshiya’s the murderer! Toshiya’s the murderer! Toshiya’s---ACK! (trips & falls) Tetsu: HAIDO! (runs to Hyde) Daijoubou? Hyde: Itai, Tet-chan! Sniffle, sniffle. Tetsu: Haido, don’t cry. Tet-chan will make it all better. (kisses Hyde’s knee) Jiro: Gayness. I’m surrounded by gayness… Inoran: Hey! I resent that! Don’t forget there are straight people here too. Kyo: Whoa! Look at the body Hyde tripped over! (points to dead J on the floor) Inoran: J…..@_@ Takeo: If J’s there, then where’s Ken? Jiro: He’s over there. Kyo: (poking dead Ken)….cool….heh-heh… Jiro: Devil Child. Kyo: Hey! Tetsu: How did they get here? I thought they were clogging up the upstairs sink. Kyo: They came down looking for booze when Toshiya burst in & knocked them out. Tetsu: Toshiya did? (all turn to Toshiya) Toshiya: I told you, I’m not the killer!! Kaoru: You hated Shinnya b/c he was cuter & everyone liked him (sob) Kyo: Plus, you wanted Kaoru to yourself. Jun: They say you were the one that knocked down the alcoholics. Aiji: Wow. All the evidence points to you. Toshiya: *sneer* Evidence?? WHAT evidence? All you stated was motive! Kirito: I think it’d be fun to tie him up (slurp) Toshiya: @_@ (struggle) (All tie up Toshiya) Yukihiro: (blowing out candle) Dawwg. These candles smell. Toshiya: I killed nobody! I killed nobody! I killed ----. Kohta: SHADDAP! Toshiya: MOU~! ><. You shouldn’t be talking. Look at whose band members are ALL still alive! Tetsu: (eyes Pierrot) That’s right. Hyde: Not fair (pout) Kyo: Yeah, not a single member dead. (other Jrockers surround Pierrot) Pierrot: O_O;;;; (runs out of room) Tetsu: After them! (Other Jrockers follow) Toshiya: Hey, HEY! Don’t leave me here! >_<!! -cont'd- |