38 Little Jrockers Act VIII (Pierrot splits up & runs all thru Yoshiki’s mansion, trying to evade a couple of angry Jrockers) (Upstairs hall) Jun: Takeo-kun, w-what do we do? Takeo: Stop being such a woosie & calm down. Jun: I can’t help it! I’m scared… Takeo: If we know we’re not guilty, then there’s nothing to be scared of. (someone bumps into Jun) Jun: @_@ AHHHHHHHH!!! Toshi: MMPHH!! (Translation: what the hell are you doing here?) Jun: AHHHHH!! TAKEO!! THEY’VE GOT ME @_@ Takeo: Jesus Christ! Get a hold of yourself! Toshi wasn’t in the kitchen w/ those other accusing Jrockers. I SAID get a hold of yourself! *shmack!* Jun: ow. >< Toshi: (holds up a sign w/ writing: “Have you seen Yoshiki? I lost him”) Takeo: Um, no. Jun: Takeo-kun! That hurt! Takeo: (looks around) I hear something (grabs Jun & takes off) Shit! Toshi: ??? ++++ (under the bed of the master bedroom….) Aiji: Is this a good idea, Kohta-kun? Kohta: ^^;;; heh-heh. They’ won’t think of looking here, I don’t think……??!! (door opens) Kohta & Aiji: @_@ Voice: Ne. We haven’t tried this bedroom *giggle* Voice: Oh, baby. You won’t be able to walk for a week. (moans) Aiji: It’s Sugi & Taku. Kohta: God, no…. Aiji: *sigh* Ne, Kohta-kun, if only you were gay, you’d have as much fun as the rest of us… Kohta: ^^; heh-heh. (bed starts squeaking & bouncing) Kohta: Christ! I’m getting squished! Aiji: Damn. No wonder they call Sugi the sex god Takuro: Eh? Did you just hear something Sugi? Kohta & Aiji: ….. Sugizo: Don’t get distracted, luv. If there were spectators, it’d be even better Takuro: But---. Sugizo: Mmmm~! Kohta: I can’t believe this >_<. Aiji: Think on the bright side, Kohta-kun. It’s like free porno. Kohta: I can’t believe this >_<. (door opens. People file in.) Kohta: I can’t believe this. Voices: Oh! Sugi! Have you seen any Pierrot guys running around? Voice: Gawd, Haido! That’s rude! Can’t you see we’re interrupting them? Hyde: Datte, Tet-chan! Sugi likes spectator sex. Kohta: *turns green* I can’t believe this… Sugizo: Mmmm….Haven’t seen any Pierrots around….uhnnn… Tetsu: *turns bright red* Ano…Haido, let’s go. Hyde: Don’t you wanna watch, Tet-chan? Maybe we can learn some new moves from the master himself. Tetsu: ^^; Haido…heh-heh. (grabs Hyde & goes out the door) Aiji: whew. They’re gone. +++++ (Kitchen…) Toshiya: I can’t believe they left me here by myself. Kirito: I didn’t leave you, babe! Toshiya: #_# Eep! Where did you come from? Kirito: Heh-heh. It’s clever to run from where you started to back where you came from. It’s the best way to avoid people from catching me. No one would think of looking here, ne? Toshiya: For a pervert, I’d never thought you’d actually have brains. Kirito: Yep. *big grin* Aiji’s not here for me to have fun with. But you’d be one fine substitute… Toshiya: Eek! Don’t touch me! Taskete! ++++ (Downstairs hall…) Kyo: Yawn. Can we stop looking for them now? I’m getting tired. Kaoru: Dammit, Kyo! Don’t you want revenge for your dead bandmates! Inoran: You know, just b/c Pierrot’s the only complete band left doesn’t prove that they did any murders. Yukihiro: *munch, munch* Damn, right, dawwgg! Kyo: So why are we doing this? Jiro: (shrug) It’s one less band to contend with in the charts. Kaoru: True. But we’d better go check on To-chan. We left him by himself. Kyo: OooH? I thought you hated To-chan for killing Shinnya-chan. Inoran: Well, there isn’t any stolid proof Toshiya did anything. Kaoru: Yeah. See? See? Kyo: Kaoru, You’re hopeless. Kaoru: Hopeless? ?? What are you talking about? Geez. Let’s go. I have a bad feeling about his… Yukihiro: BUUUURRPPP! DAWWGG! These are some Pockys. Inoran: Yuki, that’s sick! Yukihiro: BUURRPP!! *THUD* Jiro: Yuki? Yuki! (all run to unconscious Yuki on the floor) Kyo: DUDE! What happened? Kaoru: He’s DEAD! Kyo: Dead? (Kaoru & Kyo look at each other) Inoran: Dammit. Even us normal guys are getting targeted! Jiro: Eh? (picks up Pocky & smells it) Poison! Kyo & Kaoru: O_O::: eep! Inoran: eh? (looks at nervous Kyo & Kaoru) You guys know something that we don’t, don’t you? Kaoru: Eep! We didn’t mean to do anything! Jiro: Ack! You guys admit it. Dir en Grey are the killers! Kyo: NOOOOOOOOO!!! >_<!! We put spices in the Pocky for a prank. Spices only! We got no poison! Kaoru: Dammit, Kyo! It was all your idea! Inoran: Kyo’s idea? Kyo: But---but---I didn’t do it! It’s all Toshiya! He put the spices in the Pocky! Jiro: Toshiya? Inoran: We’d better go have a talk with him after taking Yuki to the study. (all take Yukihiro’s corpse to the study) Kaoru: Dammit. We need to figure out who’s doing this before more of us die off! Kyo: oh? You didn’t exactly start caring until Shinnya died. Kaoru: Shaddup! (sigh) We seriously need to check on To-chan. We’ve left him alone half an hour ago. Kyo: OoooOOoo… Kaoru: Hey, shut up! Kyo: Admit it, Kaoru! You’re such a player. Inoran: Not as bad as Monkichi. Jiro: Quit babbling guys, let’s just head for the kitchen. (lights out) -cont'd- |