38 Little Jrockers ACT IX All: AAHHHHH!!!!! (lights on) (kitchen) Toshiya: AHHHHHHHH!!!! (enter Kaoru, Kyo, Inoran, Jiro) Kaoru: Toshiya! Are you OK? Kyo: dude! Kirito’s dead. (Kirito on top of Toshiya) Inoran: Geez, To-chan. You do get around, don’t you? Toshiya: >_<. It’s not my fault. Get him away from me. Jiro: Pierrot’s not complete anymore, so there’s no reason to go after them. Kaoru: (pushing off Kirito & untiying Toshiya) This also means that To-chan didn’t do it. Toshiya: I told you guys. Kyo: We’d better get Kirito to the study though. Inoran: We should use the candles. Jiro: you’re forgetting that Takeo’s the only guy w/ a lighter right now. Inoran: Then we should quickly drop off Kirito, go grab the lighter from my luggage, & check on everyone else. All: HAI! +++++ (Under the bed in the master bedroom) Kohta: I …….can’t ……….breathe………! Aiji: *grunt* Don’t worry, Kohta-kun, I’ll help you! Kohta: GAAAA!!! NO!!! GET AWAY!!!!! Takuro: whoa! *pant-pant* I definitely hear something, Sugi…. Sugizo: eh? (Door slams open) Inoran: holy……! Sugizo: ooooh…… spectators! Let’s show them how we go HEAD to HEAD! Jiro: help me……. (falls and barfs) Kohta: stop breathing on me!!!!!! (shoves hand into Aiji’s face) Jiro: (looks up from barf) eh? Kohta: uuwaaaag! They found us! Jiro: whoa! Ino, I found two Pierrot guys under the bed! (barf dripping from mouth) (Jiro and Inoran drag Kohta and Aiji out from under the bed) Kohta: man…… Aiji: I had to be stuck with the straight guy…. ++++ (Downstairs) Tetsu: that takes care of two of them. *phew* Hyde: good job, Sherlock-Tetchan! Takeo: we had to get caught by these two idiots…. Jun: I had to be stuck with a meanie…… *sniff sniff* Takeo: shut up! (looks up at Tetsu) we didn’t do it, you know! Tetsu: (lights his Sherlock pipe) sure, sure. Hyde: Tetchan, you don’t smoke…. Tetsu: Chill out, babe. This smokes out bubbles. *puff* (bubbles fly everywhere) Hyde: OOOOOOoooooohhhhhhHH!!! (starts to pop the bubbles) heeheeeheee….. Toshi: mmmmppppphhh…… *where’s Yoshiki?* Tetsu: eh? That’s right, where IS Yoshiki? Hmmmmm……. Hyde: uuuuwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Bubbles!!!! Ryuichi: Wasn’t Yoshiki, like, in the living room? (enter Jiro, Inoran, Aiji, and Kohta) Jiro: well, I’d have you Pierrots know that Kirito’s dead. Aiji: @_@!! What am I supposed to do, have sex by myself!!?? Jun: I’m free at last! T_T (tears of joy) Kohta: whew. My reputation is safe now. Inoran: ^^;;; what kinda band teamwork is this…. (lights out) All: (scream unenthusiastiacally...) (lights on) Takeo: @_@!! NANI!!!????? Jiro: whoa! Jun and Aiji….dead…. Takeo: Pierrot’s dropping like flies @_@….. Kohta: Hey! You’re the detective guy around here! Aren’t you supposed to have solved the mystery a couple of deaths ago? We’re dying here!! Hyde: don’t talk to Tet-chan like that! Kohta: Hey, hyde? Hyde: What? Kohta: Just shut up! Hyde: ;_; sniffle…sniffle…WAHHHHHHAAHHHH!! Ryuichi: Dude, like, does he always have to be so, like, bratty? Hyde: I’m NOT A BRAT, WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (picks up a nearby lamp and throws it at Ryuichi) Ryuichi: @_@ (ducks. Lamp hits mirror) Like, you idiot! You could’ve hit, like, my gorgeous face. (lunges) *struggle* Tetsu: sigh. Haido, what do I do with you? (lights out) *BAM* CRASH* (lights on) (Takuro runs downstairs, carrying a dead Sugizo) Takuro: Sugi’s DEAD T_T!!!! Takeo: NANI?? !! Kohta: Look! Hyde killed Ryuichi! Hyde: What?! I didn’t do anything! Tetsu: (inspects corpse) Well, whatever it is, Haido didn’t do it. Hyde: see? (sticks tongue out) Takuro: But of course you’d say that Tetchan, you’re defending your lover. Hyde: Aww…Tet-chan’s so romantic. Tetsu: Actually….(stands up) I think I know who the killer is..... -cont'd- |