BE HOLD THE POWER THAT IS REGIS PHILBMAN

people love regis as much as me

Okay, so here's how the story goes:
Once regis philbman was at the circus (he likes the midgets) he was eating cotten candy when all of the sudden it hit him " I will will start my own business" regis thought, so what will the name be, so regis got all liquered up on jack danniels and mouth wash. and says in a drunken tone. " hey you im making a business called the philbman house of stolen pncakes and houses that famouse people still live in and male prostitutes and cotten candy and hey look a penny." then regis passed out for an hour. he woke up therty minutes later. he quickly grabbed a little boy and says little boy your comming with me and and the little boy says im a girl. regis was fired from ABC for pissing on a contestant.  He was drunk when he did it. the guy was all like i think it is A and then regis was all like hey ---- you. than he whipped it out and started peeing.  so regis grabs his little girl cat that was sitting  next to him and takes him to pee-wees play house. He was all like hey theres little kids in here.  So regis shoves aside the little boy he took and stole the kids.  Then  he went to shopko  and sat in some bath tubs .  A worker came up to him and said can i help you. Regis said I stole some kids and i need a place to paint the.  So regis breaks in to his gay neghbors house and pores paint into the bath tub and says get in NOW.  You will be name ketchup and you will be red. the crappy yellow one can be musterd.  Regis makes his babies sleep on a pile of hot dogs. they live in a cage. regis knows how to play the flute.  Those fisty play house bastards always try to run away but regis has a big mouse trap to catch them in and its electrified so if  they live they know not to do it again.

Look every one regis is the devil and hes evil. he goes "ha ha ha i like to paint my condiment babies, ha ha ha"

THESE are regis's babies mustard and ketchup they were painted in a bath tub

heres regis and barbra walters drinking strait vodka

look regis just sold his underware on ebay

look its our old pal judge judy what shes not regis. get out of my house now.

Once regis made an excercise tape and i bought a copy of it at sam goody for $3 dollars