Warning: the following site just isn't right. Enter at your own risk :o)~... and we have some new updates (10/10/01)... so enjoy... ALSO... coming soon.... The YZie awards... check out the info here and nominate your heroes... i urge you to do this! *free loaders*
Good! you met my buddy, Victor Gravitron... not only is he an alien, but he
is my pillar of strength and my best friend... who else would shine your shoes,
is great in bed and is a dynamo in the kitchen? no one that i know of....
er... wait... did i just say any of that?... disregard... anywhoooooo....
Vic will appear along the journey with little tidbits that you may find funny
and informative... or not... i actually have little to no control over how
you feel... or what you feel... or who you feel... just enjoy what you are
about to see... more than any one person should know about the inner workings
of my brain.... ummmmm.... any questions? no? GOOD!.....
What's New?: See what is new here... updates?
news? underwear?
Who is this one you call The YZ1?: Here you
will find things like: does the yz1 like eggs? or how many miles is there
between the yz1 and the sun? or if the yz1 were to take his genetic material
and mix it with that of a chicken, what kind of creature would be created?
The World of The YZ1: This is going to be
my bi-weekly online magazine... like oprah... and just cuz it is bi-weekly
doesn't mean that it swings like a dutch door... like oprah... not that there
is anything wrong with that... it just means it will be updated every couple
of weeks... my world will have intereseting stories and things i think that
any good citizen should know...
YZ ass: Jokes... e-cards... on line contests...
wet t-shirt contests... a car wash... and the world's largest porcelain donkey...
Pics: Pictures.... of people... of wolverines...
and maybe even elephants... who knows?!?!... things are still pretty much
up in the air....
Chilitown Entertainment: This is my
small business venture... one day you will see the name... and odds are someone
will have stole it and my ideas... whew... thank god... they can have the
critical abuse, drug rehab and several shattered marriages that would most
definitely come with my incredible celebrity and not me...
Links: Links to cool sites... fun links...
informative links... breakfast links.... yum... they make any breakfast complete...
oooohhh.... i like waffles...
