It Takes Two -- Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock

Charted: 1988
Peaked at #36
Profile -- 5186
From the album "It Takes Two"
B-Side "It Takes Two" (Instrumental)
Cassette -- 4:58

Hit it

Chorus:
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it

I wanna rock right now
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But, I'm known to rock the microphone
Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me, if you're contagious
'Cause, I'm the winner
No, I'm not the loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause

Chorus

My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept
Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step
I got an idea that I wanna share
You don't like it
So what, I don't care
I'm number one, the uno, I like comp
Bring all the suckers, 'cause all them I'll stomp
Bold and black, but I won't protect
All of my followers, 'cause all I want is respect
I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture
A slick brother that can easy outfox ya
'Cause, I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah
And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest
So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard
I'm not a sucker, so I don't need a bodyguard
I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest
Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes

Chorus

The situation that the Base is in
I'm kinda stingy, that's why I don't wanna lend
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
But, listen up, 'cause I want you to comprehend
'Cause, I'm the leader, the man, superior
I take care of ya and then ya get wearier
So just sit, my rhymes are not counterfeit
The record sells which makes this one a hit
It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert
Take off your shirt
Make sure it don't hit the dirt
I like the kids, the guys, the girls
I want the ducats, 'cause this is Rob Base's world
I'm on a mission, ya better just listen
To my rhymes, 'cause I'm all about dissin'
'Cause

Chorus

I stand alone, don't need anyone
'Cause, I'm Rob, just came to have fun
Don't need friends that act like foes
'Cause, I'm Rob Base, the one who knows
About things that make ya get weary
Don't cheer me, just hear me out
'Cause, I got the clout, shout (ho)
Before I turn the party out
I won't stutter
Project my voice, speak clearly
So you can be my choice
On stage or on record
Go to the Wiz and select it
Take it off the rack, if it's wack, put it back
I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac
If you want static, so let's go
So, throw up your hands
Go for what you know
Bro', I got an ego
Yo, talkin' to me
No, oh
'Cause, Rob is in the front
E-Z Rock is on the back-up
We're not soft, so you better just slack up
'Cause, I'm cool, calm just like a breeze
Rock the mike with the help of E-Z Rock
On the set, the music plays
Only cuts the records that I say

Chorus

All right, now, E-Z Rock
Now, when I count to three
I want you to get busy
You ready now
One, two, three, get loose now

It takes two to make
It takes two to make
It takes two
It takes two
It takes two to make
It takes two to make
It takes two to make
It takes two to make
It takes two
It takes two