Lunar Hoax Finally Exposed

Ever since I was a young boy of 42, I have been fascinated by the mysterious world of outer space and the many fascinating creatures that live in that fascinating world that has so fascinated me since I was a young boy.

In my junior school years I was a keen subscriber to a comic called, 'Alien Space Stories For Boys That Don't Make Friends Very Easily At School' and it was that regular subscription that made me a prime target for others with a secret that was too shocking to be kept a secret anymore.

I will never forget that day in 1974 when my life changed forever, it was January 17th, or was it the 18th, when my copy of 'Alien Space Stories For Boys That Don't Make Friends Very Easily At School' popped through the letterbox and landed on the floor of my parent's house.

Running upstairs with my monthly escape, I quickly learned that this particular edition had a secret inside, one that would forge my destiny of tomorrow. Inside a plain brown envelope marked, 'Ward 10, St. Margarets Hospital For The Mentally Delicate', was a plain brown envelope. I carefully noted the story on the pages that had been been chosen to conceal this mysterious object from persons unknown; it was a story about a young boy that was chosen by aliens to expose NASA as a bunch of alien hating criminals who had to fake the lunar landings to cover up deficiencies in their hardware and technology during the Cold War struggle against the hated Red Menace.

Were there any clues in this article, did it contain hidden messages and symbolism that could help me in my future quest for the truth? I decided that it didn't and tossed it to one side giving my full attention to the plain brown envelope in my shaking hands.

I ripped open the envelope and tipped it up to allow the secret inside to fall onto my bed. Picking it up I couldn't believe my eyes; it was a photo showing an area that would only become known to me by name after many years of research and investigation.

For the first time ever, the full story of the lunar hoax will be told through one mans journey around the dark side of the moon. Including never before seen photographs, expert evidence, official NASA documents and interviews with astronauts, this eye opening, exposure of NASA's biggest lie will shock you to the core!

The Moon Hoax Finally Exposed

The mysterious photo contained in the plain brown envelope

For the first time ever, unless this is your second or third visit to this site in which case this is the second or third time, I present the image for your own eyes to see and marvel at.

After travelling the globe trying to track down clues to the exact location of this photo I finally stumbled across the truth whilst having a quiet drink in a refined establishment on the Eastside of Manhattan called, 'Momma Sweat's Nude, Nude Ladies for your Entertainment and Pleasure'.

Whilst the exotic ladies of Manhattan danced their local native dances I held it tightly in my hand and idly ran my fingers up and down it which attracted the attention of the man sitting next to me; looking at it with wide eyes he exclaimed, "I've seen that before".

Handing him the photo that I had been holding I watched his face as he studied it, "That's Area 51", he blurted out, "down on the lower East, West side of North, South Manhattan". Just like that my quest for the truth had ended with another beginning, I knew where I had to go to finally discover what the mysterious photo delivered to me all those years ago truly meant. I left the man next to me sleeping, after an apparently late night, his head carefully lying beside a dozen empty beer bottles and headed off to discover the truth.

Finding the lower East, West side of North, South Manhattan, I checked into a hotel and had my second piece of good luck for the day. In the bedroom set of drawers was a magazine called, "LIFE" with an article called, "Leaving For The Moon". I threw it on the bed next to my photo of Area 51 with the intention of browsing through it after unpacking my suitcase.

Suddenly, like a kick in the stomach from your girlfriend who you had just called by a previous girlfriend's name, the truth hit me. Looking at the front cover of "LIFE" magazine with its suspicious looking astronaut and the photograph of Area 51, my eyes were drawn to the conclusion that there was a link between the two.

Sitting down on the bed and putting two and two together, I jumped up and shouted, "Five", in a symbolical fashion; I now knew the truth, the moon landings were all a great big hoax!

With my new found knowledge came a tremendous responsibilty. Did I want to keep the dogs of truth tied up in the back garden and save an unsuspecting world from shaking to its core and in the process save NASA and its entire space program from crashing down or did I want to tell the truth, have my own website, make several appearances on TV documentaries as a crazy looking expert and rake in loads of cash by selling a couple of ropey old books based on facts that a five year old child with an over active imagination would be astounded at? My choice was simple; I chose the notoriety and cash...ahem! I mean I chose the truth.

My search for the truth was over, I now needed evidence to back up my startling claims of a nefarious space program run by delinquents and drug takers. It wasn't long before NASA itself presented me with all the evidence I would ever need.

Looking through the copy of "LIFE" magazine I studied the photographs taken by the astronauts on the moon. How could it have been faked if I was able to see the men actually standing on the moon in the photographs? Then it hit me like a Judo chop to the back of the head from a Karate expert whose drink I had just spilt, the photographs themselves were faked too.

The hotel room began to spin as the awful truth pummelled my brain like an old boxer taking a beating from an up and coming youthful new contender. The very threads of my entire life were unravelling, faked moon landings, faked photographs in "LIFE" magazine, just how deep was the conspiracy? Did the President know, how did the astronauts live with themselves, did the hotel do room service after eleven at night?

Now, after studying hundreds of NASA photographs, interviewing numerous astronauts and engineers and speaking to my Uncle Fred, who watched the 1969 "moon landing" on the first black and white television set down his street, I finally have enough evidence to present to the world; watch out NASA the truth is coming!

But how was I to get the message out there? There was always the internet, a medium by which anyone with a half-baked scheme can put their ideas onto a website and within seconds millions around the world have read it and would be themselves believers. Sounded perfect so here I am presenting to you my full and shocking evidence, uncensored in its entire gory colour so that you, the unsuspecting reader can, like me, find out just how rotten the apple is.

Some time in 1960, President Kennedy asked his top science advisers, Doctor Frankenfurter, Cher and Woody Allen, what could be done to demonstrate that America was the leading nation in the world. After some debate and much par-taking of wacky baccy, it was decided that a landing on the moon would be the ideal goal for the nations efforts for the next few years. On April the 1st 1961 President Kennedy stood at a rice eating convention and unveiled his plans for the nations space program.

The next day, on a massive come down from the night before, the President's science advisors realised that Kennedy had believed them when they had told him a moon landing was possible. In a near state of panic they quickly packed their bags and left for Cuba leaving NASA to deal with the problem of how to stage a moon landing that just wasn't possible, thus the hoax was born.

"I believe that this nation, should commit itself, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth."

New Beginnings

Photographic Evidence

Below I show a selection of Apollo photographs clearly showing that the moon landings had to be faked.

Everyone has seen the photographs supposedly taken on the moon, the amazing thing is they are all so perfect, just take the three examples shown below from the mission of Apollo 11. As can be seen in the photo on the left, every Apollo photo was perfecly illuminated to show off the details of the mission, just see how the lunar module, although in dark shadow, is in fact lighted like its got a spot-light aiming at it. Then there are the many photographs of the astronauts perfectly framed and composed such as the photo in the middle, see how the astronaut looks like he has been professionally posed for this shot. Finally the exposure of all the photos is so well calculated that it seems like they were taken not a quarter of a million miles away but in a studio right here on earth.

Kennedy addresses the rice eaters convention

Perfect lighting conditions FAKE

Perfect composition of subject FAKE

Perfect exposure FAKE

The other feature of the Apollo lunar surface photographs are the many anomalies in the shadows cast by various things in various places as seen in the photo below on the left. This example, taken from the Apollo 14 mission, shows the shadows of the rocks in the foreground pointing in one direction while the shadow of the lunar module points in another direction altogether.

This never before seen photo from a top secret NASA facility may explain a lot about the fake photographs.

On first glance at the photo on the left it just seems like a normal image but upon closer inspection a sea can be seen in the foreground, was this a slip up in the props department for the Apollo studio? I actually managed to ask the man seen in this photo what he thought, read the first of my astronaut interviews below.

Can you see the sea in this photo; props blunder?

Astronaut interview 1 - Charles Duke

At an autograph show attended by a couple of Apollo astronauts I managed to interview, at length, for several seconds, so-called tenth man on the moon, Charles Duke. I presented him with the photograph that clearly shows a sea in the foreground and asked him what he thought of it. Mr. Duke picked up the photo, turned it around, looked at it and with what sounded like sincerity in his voice said, "I see no sea". I asked him about the hoax and he denied all knowledge of it.

Quickly he began to lose his temper and a shouting match soon looked like developing into something more serious so I decided to make a hasty exit.

Walking onto the car park of the hotel where the autograph show was being held I happened to glance back and saw Charlie Duke heading in my direction. He obviously wasn't finished with me yet and to my surprise he shouted, "I'm gonna give you a good old fashioned Southern style whuppin", before proceeding to rain blow after blow upon my head, all the time shouting, "Jesus doesn't love you, Jesus doesn't love you". Only after I had gone into the foetal position on the car park did Mr. Duke finally stop and head back into the show to sell more of his carefully forged autographed photos to unsuspecting punters.

Mr. Duke's violent reaction to my questions regarding the lunar hoax clearly shows the stress of living with such a big lie is obviously getting to him.

For legal reasons, to the best of my knowledge Mr. Duke believes that Jesus loves everyone.

The Waving Flag

When looking at this photo of Buzz Aldrin on the moon does anything seem unusual to you? If the answer is no then take another look and this time note that the U.S. flag appears to be waving.

How can this be? Everyone knows that there is no wind on the moon, unless you eat lots of oranges, so is this another blunder in the studio where the moon photographs where taken?

I was able to ask the man in this photo what he thought in the second of my astronaut interviews.

Astronaut interview 2 - Buzz Aldrin

It was with some trepidation that I approached the next astronaut, Buzz Aldrin, I was fully aware of his reputation so I decided to tread carefully during this particular meeting. Walking up to the table at his book signing event I laid out my photo of him on the moon and quickly asked him about the waving flag.

Looking up with eyes like red circles of fire he snarled, "I'm only signing my book today you motherf***ing moron". I quickly apologised and explained as briefly as I could the reason why I was there. Once again I pointed to the photograph that had supposedly been taken on the moon and asked him to explain the inaccuracies.

Like a behemoth from prehistoric days he rose out his chair and shouted, "No photographs you mother f****** son of an illegitimate donkey herder".

Knowing that I would probably never get another opportunity to ask my questions I picked up the photo one last time and drew his attention to the shadows going in different directions. With a vein throbbing in his forehead like the 12.20 express to Massachusetts and eyes bulging like a constipated bull he grabbed me in a South American death neck hold and in time to his right upper cuts he spat out, "I'm", punch, "only", punch, "signing", punch, "my", punch, "book", punch, "today", punch, "you", punch, "shi**", punch, "for", punch, "brains", punch, "dumb", punch, "motherf*****", punch.

Leaving a trail of blood I left knowing that I had all the evidence I required, such a hostile reaction was proof enough that Mr. Aldrin had never been anywhere near the moon. In need of medical treatment I postponed my trip to the local FBI office and headed for the nearest A&E hospital.

Radiation

It is well known that radiation has devastating effects on humans that are exposed to it, below are two photos showing the dreadful effects of over exposure.

The first photo above shows the test subject has developed large ears and a trunk.

The second test subjects reaction needs no explaining, its quite obvious what the results have been of her over exposure, yes thats right she's gone from being a blonde to being a brunette.

As shown above, any person spending any amount of time exposed to radiation, especially the extra hurty space radiation, will suffer dreadful side effects and eventually death. During a typical Apollo moon landing mission the astronauts would have spent many months being subjected to this kind of radiation as they journey to the moon and back and would have needed to have had a spacecraft with walls 257 miles thick to safely avoid over exposure. Yet more proof that the landings were faked and I intended to quiz James Lovell about this when I met him in New York.

Astronaut interview 3 - James Lovell

In late 2002 I happened to discover that James Lovell would be visiting New York to do a sponsored bungee jump so I went along to the event in the hope of getting a few moments alone with him. As the crowds gathered to see the commander of Apollo 13 jump from the platform high above the city, everyone was hoping that just like the moon in 1970, he would now miss the earth.

Down he swooped, then back up he went, like a pigeon on cocaine he jerked across the sky to the cheers and applause of the crowds before being gently lowered to the ground. As he got to his feet and acknowledged the appreciative cheers I seized my moment and approached him. Like a man suffering from premature ejaculation I knew that I didn't have much time so I quickly asked Mr. Lovell about the moon landing hoax and the questions posed by the radiation in space.

All he said to me was "If NASA had hoaxed the moon landings why hoax a moon landing that didn't land"? I showed him a photograph supposedly taken on the way to the moon during Apollo 13 and then I showed him my two photographs of radiation victims and asked him how the world was supposed to believe that he had survived such large doses of the deadly stuff.

At this point the usually friendly and smiling Mr. Lovell grabbed me by the neck pushed me up against the wall and told me to, "Shut up or the nasty men would be paying me a late night visit". Fortunately at this moment his assistant appeared and so Mr. Lovell loosened his death grip on my neck and left me with a friendly head butt.

Was his violent response the act of a man that had nearly walked on the moon, I doubted whether it was and rubbed my hands in glee at this new evidence before passing out due to the loss of blood from my head wound.

For legal reasons, to the best of my knowledge Mr. Lovell doesn't know any nasty men.

Operation Sayonara

During my time investigating the moon hoax I have been aware of the others watching my progress and from time to time helping me with further clues. One such piece of information arrived through my letterbox one cold November morning, contained in a plain brown envelope, it was a list of names on a piece of paper, ominously one of the names had been crossed out. What was they trying to tell me?

Then, like a lesbian finding her female lover in bed with a man, the truth slapped me across the face; this was not just a random list of names but a Top Secret NASA hitlist. Even more shocking than that was the fact that one of the people on the list had already been bumped off. Suddenly it all made sense, to cover up the lunar hoax NASA was involved in a secret conspiracy to bump off any would be hoax exposures.

I soon found out that the names of the other people on the list all had one thing in common, they were all exponents of the moon landing hoax theory. I have come to know the names on that list very well, they represent dedicated people seeking to expose the truth, I call them the Truthseekers With A Theory or TWAT's.

The list of names begins with Bill kaysling, �Operation Sayonara� victim number 1.

All of the fore mentioned individuals work part time at their chosen professions and part time on exposing. They have all been arrested for exposing many times but NASA wanted them silenced, I have since learnt that NASA are using special Japanese midget assassins codenamed �Sayonara�, to keep this dreadful secret a secret.

Bill Kaysing, the man often described as the father of the lunar hoax conspiracy exposers was also the name crossed off the list, a TWAT to the end.

In a chilling fore telling of his own fate Kaysing once said during one of his many TV interviews, �To keep something that�s a lie rapped up and covered over, you�ve go to eliminate all the people that can talk about it�.

Bill Kaysing also once said, �I'm here to prove that no man has ever landed on the moon�, does that mean that now he is dead America has landed on the Moon�?

Bart Sibrel, part time gay rent boy and full time exposer and probably the biggest TWAT of them all.

His greatest moment was going head to head with Buzz Aldrin and capturing on film the moment he was knocked back by a punch from a man in his seventies.

David Percy, part time amateur porn producer and dedicated exposer.

Percy's explanation for his belief in the lunar hoax lies in the anomalies in the photographs taken on the moons surface.

Marcus Allen TWAT

Mary Bennet assistant TWAT

Marcus Allen, author of, �The Moon Only Comes Out At Night and So Do I�, written with help from his assistant Mary Bennet.

Finally on the list was Ralph Rene self-taught TWAT and part time adult actor, going under the name of �El Torro�,

Rene brought to the world's attention the fact that the lunar modules left no blast crater when they supposedly landed on the moon.

This photograph of the Apollo 11 LM Eagle resting on the lunar surface proves that the landings were a hoax because of the absence of a blast crater caused by the descent stage engine.

David Percy photographic TWAT

Bart Sibrel big TWAT

Ralph Rene self-taught TWAT

Eagle rests on the moon above the type of blast crater predicted by Ralph Rene.

I had the opportunity to meet Rusty at an autograph show in London and as I approached him I held out my hand to shake his. I didn�t have much time so I asked him what he thought about the Moon hoax, he just smiled and said between a couple of deep draws on a rather large cigarette fashioned from Rizla�s , �Now, now mon, sit yaself dunn and chill ya blood mon�. I pressed on with my questions but Rusty just burst out into a fit of giggles and turned to his assistant asking him if he had any nibbles because he had the munchies.

I was getting nowhere so I decided to bring out the big guns and showed him the photograph of Area 51. I�ll never forget the moment I showed him the photo, it was 2.30pm, I remember the time because it was exactly the same moment that the hotel�s security entered the room with sniffer dogs to conduct its routine drugs sweep. The expression on Rusty�s face showed me that he knew more than he was letting on as he quickly jumped to his feet, swayed, then sat back down again before jumping up again and dunking his cigarette into a glass of water. Quickly gathering all his dreadlocks into a bunch, he anxiously looking around for a way to escape my probing questions.

With the sound of dogs barking furiously in the background Rusty staggered to a nearby door only stopping to remind his assistant to bring his stash, photographs and other such memorabilia, before disappearing, leaving just a cloud of funny smelling smoke hanging over his now empty seat.

Was Rusty�s sudden departure a sign of guilt? I believe there can be no other explanation for it; I left the autograph show with even more proof of the hoax and for a change not in need of stitches to my face.

Astronaut interview 4 - Russell Schweickart

After several violent meetings with old astronauts I decided it was time to interview Russell Schweickart, ex-Apollo astronaut and part-time hippie, if ever there was going to be a laid back kinda guy old Red Rover Rusty was going be it.

For legal reasons to the best of my knowledge Mr. Schweickart has never smoked anything that comes from a container marked �Made in Amsterdam�

Russell Schweickart during his Apollo 9 spacewalk.

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�Punch A Hoaxer Production�

Operation Totty

One of the unforeseen results of my researching is the uncovering of a top secret experiment conducted in late 1972 that as yet has been kept from the general public.

The experiment was code named �Operation Totty� and was conducted during the so-called Apollo 17 Moon landing mission to determine if it was possible to have sex with an astronaut. Carefully hidden in Harrison Schmitt�s PPK, until safely ensconced in Area 51, was a certain lady called Trixie Belle Gorgeous, hand picked by Alan Shepard during a visit to the Everglades.

In this shocking photograph, a dirty and tired looking Eugene Cernan can be seen, not after completing several days of lunar exploration as NASA would like you to believe, but after 3 hours of conducting �Operation Totty�.

Now that you are aware of the true nature of �Operation Totty� the smile on Harrison Schmitt�s face is better understood.

Unfortunately in a strange twist of events, when questioned, a top NASA official told me in confidence that �Operation Totty� did actually take place but unfortunately due to weight restrictions in the LM Trixie Belle Gorgeous had to be jettisoned before take off from the Moon.

It is reputed that one of the Clementine photographs clearly showed her driving the LRV, cruising the valley floor waiting for the next visit by astronauts, although I myself have never seen this photo.

Trixi Belle Gorgeous inside the LM prior to pitch over.

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So far I had only approached ex-Apollo astronauts so I thought it was time to think outside the box and approach this from an entirely different viewpoint. To this end I made an appointment to visit Mission Control Svengali Christopher Columbus Kraft Jr. Sitting down I ordered a coffee and started a conversation about the Apollo Program. Straight away Kraft pointed out something that I had never known before. Before it became known by the name Apollo, the whole moon landing endeavour was going to be called the �Carpenter Program�.

As we talked Kraft pointed out that Carpenter was never going to be a success and he feared what might happen if Carpenter ever did fly in space. Pointing out the many faults with Carpenter I soon got the impression that Kraft had a deep dislike of anything to do with Carpenter and found himself discoursing on the topic with much venom and loathing. Finally our time was up and Kraft stood up to go, as he walked out of the coffee house he turned, leaving me with the parting words, �I swore an oath that Carpenter would never fly in space as long as I was in charge�.

Kraft interview

All of the evidence presented on this website has been independently checked and verified by a team of international scientists. All the photos on this website have not in anyway been tampered with or altered by using Adobe Photoshop or MGI Photosuite III.

Just why are there no stars in this photo? Another mistake by NASA?

Astronaut Interview 5 - Neil Armstrong

So far everything that the astronauts had said and done when I had met them pointed to only one thing, the Moon landings were a hoax. I had been saving the best till last though, a meeting with Mr First Step himself, Neil Armstrong.

I had the rare opportunity of meeting him at the Oktoberfest in the South of Germany during one of his 3 annual trips away from his farm. In no time at all I spied mankind�s first visitor to the surface of another planet, he was at the bar getting a large tankard of beer with the catchy name of �Blitzkrieg�.

Sitting down next to him I introduced myself and told him I was there to ask him about the Moon landings. He gave me one of his enigmatic smiles, the kind of smile that says so much, but at the same time you know it means he will give nothing at all away. We chatted and I found him to be friendly but distant, we were talking for ages and yet I got the impression that I still knew nothing about him.

After several tankards of �Blitzkrieg� he started to open up a little, especially after he decided to have a quick snifter of whisky from the hip flask in his pocket. The beer flowed, the whisky was supped and Neil�s speech got slightly slurred.

As evening turned to night Neil and I had formed a bond, he looked at me and said, �I love you man, I love you, you�re my bro, my bro man do you understand my big bro brother man brother�. I reciprocated the warmth and saw my chance, between bear hugs I asked him about the Moon hoax and he started crying. �Its true bro, I can�t lie to my bro, it�s true I never went to the Moon it was all done at Area 51�. He then went on to give me the full details of the entire hoax but unfortunately I later discovered that Neil had spilt his beer on my hidden tape recorder so I wasn�t able to get any of this on tape.

At last I felt vindicated; I left Neil standing at the piano leading a chorus of �Roll out the barrel, we�ll have a barrel of fun�, and headed to my Bavarian hotel.

Beer monster Neil eyes up a couple of tasty jugs.

For legal reasons, to the best of my knowledge Mr. Armstrong has never sang �Roll out the barrel� or visited the Oktoberfest.

So my friends I come to the end of my journey with you, I hope you can digest all of the evidence I have laid before you and come to the only logical conclusion there can be, the moon landings were all a big lie, a hoax perpertrated by NASA to cover up the fact that it is impossible to land upon the moon.

If, like all the other people that believe in the conspiracy, you too come to the same conclusion that the moon landings never took place, then you too can look in the mirror and truly call yourself a TWAT.

EXPOSED

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Kraft at the controls during the Gemini IV spacewalk

Using 21st century graphics and state of the art modern computer aids Ralph Rene has produced his own interpretation, shown right, of how the lunar module Eagle would have looked under realistic conditions taking into account his self taught knowledge of the engineering aspects of the landing crafts engine.

"Houston, we have a doobie"

What did Kraft mean? Was he stating that he had made sure no missions to the Moon had occurred whilst he was in charge at NASA? Also why did he have such a deep disliking for Carpenter, why had Carpenter been changed to Apollo, what would have happened if Carpenter had flown in space while Kraft had been in charge and why had Kraft ordered a choccy topped, extra strong latte cappuccino?