The Catchy Title:
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Oll right mates, a new semester a new Catchy Title update. I know everyone was waiting eagerly by their browsers pounding F5 for the new updates, so I hope I do not disappoint. OR you could email me!
1/27/05:† sorry for the delay, people.† It took awhile to digest this so I could spit it out in column form.† As long as I get into car capers, there will always be something to write about.† However, since I donít have a car now, why donít you email me some ideas?
2/12/05: yeah, I havenít been updating very much. Sunday, my normal day of updation, is pretty busy nowadays. Well, hereís my Thursday night, for all those interested.
2/28/05: youíd think after a five day weekend, Iíd
have something interesting to write. But, no. all I have is this.
2/28/05 again!: hereís a little piece I did about knife-o-coptors.† For the official knife-o-coptor website, click here. To give me a real topic, you should email me.
3/13/05: SATs and SOLs
have me writing pseudo-intelligent essays that make me sound important.† Sorry.† But, I did write a paper for chemistry with the prompt: ďWrite
about how it would have felt to be in
3/17/05: I ate some fast food the other night.† I was going to wait til Sunday, but I figured Iíd been lazy enough in my Catchy Title-ing.
5/8/05: sorry if this website is weird, I think I accidently haxxored it.† anyway, here is an essay about me being sick! EnjoyÖI guess.
10/21/05: I took a Catchy Title (number twelve, for those keeping score at home), and edited to 500 words and added a moral for my other college essay. Here it is, with a moral. Call it Column12Redux. Might as well email me.
1/5/06: First Catchy Title of the year equals made last year about watchiní me some Rent. Also an essays I wrote to get me a scholarship. Oh, and would you be interested in a short story I wrote? Iím not sure how I feel about it. Maybe itís good, maybe itís bad. Meh. Opinions? Then email me!
7/19/06: Wow, I forgot I even had a Catchy Title. So Iíve been writing for the newspaper. I wrote this op-ed. And I submitted this, but there is no ďEmotional RantsĒ section of the paper, so naturally it didnít get in. Also, I just dug through my document folder, and found this random thing I wrote. Enjoy that, for what itís worth.
8/3/06: Oh shit, college is coming! Good thing I have my good buddy Bob Dylan by my side. If anyone out there is into grading things, I believe I deserve extra credit for use of the word ďFishmongerĒ. Amen, brutha. Also this is Column number twenty! Yay!
8/10/06: So, I decided that I wanna post a post-apocalyptic comedy up here. But hereís the catch: you need to give me ideas of what to do with it!! thatís right! You can shape the story! Huzzah! So, here it is: The Windows Shook (working title...have a better one? Email me!)
10/22/06: So, here I am at college. Yup. Good thing Iím in intro to creative writing or else Iíd never update the catchy title. Anyway, hereís a story about Bernard the Dinosaur. Hereís something completely different.
1/21/07: first Catchy Title of the new millennium! Or...something like that. This is an article that I submitted to the Leesburg Today. I will put both versions up so that you can see what a stellar-ass writer I be. Version une (first person) version duex (third person). K bye!
11/2/07: Wow, can you believe itís been almost a year since Iíve updated the Catchy Title? Youíd think that all that time would yield a plethora of amazing writing. Well, I have this poem, this poem, and this poem, a short story I wrote over the summer and a letter to the editor I wrote in favor of No-Shave November. Not exactly the quality of my previous output, but itíll do for now. Thanks for still knowing that the Catchy Title exists. And feel free to email me!