Conversational Eclecticism

Pascal's Wager, solipsism, tootsie roll pops,homophobia, et al.

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Grab Boy: im a grunt
IOIOOIIOIO: Marines?
Grab Boy: no
Grab Boy: i move tile
Grab Boy: from one area to the other
IOIOOIIOIO: Ah... manual labor. I've always found manual labor to be an enjoyable kind of work.
Grab Boy: it is
Grab Boy: makes you feel like youve done somthing
Grab Boy: at the end of the day
IOIOOIIOIO: yep... instant and visible results.
IOIOOIIOIO: and in many cases you can let your mind wander while your body does the work.
Grab Boy: yep
Grab Boy: and it keeps you in shap
IOIOOIIOIO: good exercise
Grab Boy: yep
IOIOOIIOIO: BRB... I have to go pluck someone's eyebrows
Grab Boy: huh?
Grab Boy: im scared
IOIOOIIOIO: why?
Grab Boy: whos eyebrows did you pluck?
IOIOOIIOIO: my roommate's
Grab Boy: oh
Grab Boy: a/s/l
IOIOOIIOIO: I also have skillz to dye hair and give manicures...
IOIOOIIOIO: 20~male~TN
Grab Boy: and who is your roomate?
IOIOOIIOIO: my ex-girlfriend
IOIOOIIOIO: She's also 20
Grab Boy: oh
IOIOOIIOIO: What? You think a heterosexual male couldn't be cosmetologically inclined?
Grab Boy: he could be yes
Grab Boy: my dad is a csmetologically
IOIOOIIOIO: Cosmetologist, y'mean?
Grab Boy: yea
Grab Boy: what ever
IOIOOIIOIO: Is he a little... y'know...
IOIOOIIOIO: iffy?
Grab Boy: no
Grab Boy: i would hope not
Grab Boy: scary thoughts
IOIOOIIOIO: Why? Homophobic?
Grab Boy: no
Grab Boy: just find it gross
IOIOOIIOIO: It's not like heterosexual sex is any more appetizing.
Grab Boy: more so than two guys...........oh bad thoughts
Grab Boy: eky
IOIOOIIOIO: What about two girls though?
Grab Boy: bad thought
Grab Boy: also
Grab Boy: not as bad
Grab Boy: but bad
IOIOOIIOIO: Well... would you rather watch a guy and girl go at it or two girls?
Grab Boy: two girls
Grab Boy: unless im the guy
IOIOOIIOIO: So... objectively speaking, you find guy/girl sex less attractive than girl/girl sex?
Grab Boy: unless im the gut yes
Grab Boy: guy
IOIOOIIOIO: why?
Grab Boy: becaouse its me
IOIOOIIOIO: and why do YOU feel that way?
Grab Boy: for one i dont watch people have sex
IOIOOIIOIO: but if you were you'd prefer girls... why?
Grab Boy: because i dont wan to see some other guys penise
IOIOOIIOIO: why not?
Grab Boy: why would i
Grab Boy: its my prefrence
Grab Boy: the way i am
Grab Boy: what about you
IOIOOIIOIO: so you'd rather watch homosexual acts rather than risk seeing another guy's penis?
Grab Boy: would you like to see some guys penise
IOIOOIIOIO: I don't really care one way or the other...
Grab Boy: so you would wacth gay man sex?
IOIOOIIOIO: I wouldn't prefer to but I don't think it would bother me.
Grab Boy: to each his own
IOIOOIIOIO: that's the way things work in this country.
Grab Boy: Thats why you should elect me world leader
IOIOOIIOIO: Why? Some people probably like male gay porn, and I'd certainly not deprive them of it.
Grab Boy: one day i shall rule the world
Grab Boy: that is my dream
IOIOOIIOIO: I think I'd rather run the world from behind the scenes than explicitly rule it.
Grab Boy: that is the only true way to power
IOIOOIIOIO: explicit rule? or behind the scenes?
Grab Boy: behind the scenes
Grab Boy: for one a true leader can not make it seem like he wants the job
Grab Boy: or people will not follow him
Grab Boy: she
IOIOOIIOIO: she? trying to slip in some political correctness?
Grab Boy: MUAHAHAHAHAAH
Grab Boy: the world is mine
IOIOOIIOIO: It's ALIVE!!!
Grab Boy: mark my words
IOIOOIIOIO: Don't you have to be meek for that sort of job?
Grab Boy: or seem to be meek
Grab Boy: this conversation is between you and me
Grab Boy: i can be anything
Grab Boy: i need to be to rule this world