"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
-Jango Fett - "Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
"A Jedi shall not know anger....nor hatred............nor love."
Slogan from "Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones" add campaign.
"...the people who have the most reason to be arrogant are the nicest, and that all too often it's the 'second-string' people who are extremely conscious of how important they are."
-Author, Neal Gaiman, on what he learned by knowing HITCHHIKER`S GUIDE author Douglas Adams.
"..eggplant tastes like eggplant but meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty (EXPLETIVE) good don't it?"
-Denis Leary
"I’ve had a pretty good life. It could be worse………I could be Sting.
-Ozzy Osborne
"May the wings of liberty never loose a feather."
- Jack Burton (Kurt Russel), "Big Trouble in Little China"
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick some A$$!
And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-Roddy Piper, from the movie, "They Live"
"THERE IS NO NORMAL!"
-Angus from the movie, "Angus"
"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not."
-Phlogiston Verdigris
"All the people that you step on to get your way to the top, you'll have to meet again as you tumble your way back down to the bottom."
-Ozzy Osbourne, from the documentary film, "Decline of the Western Civilization II: The Metal Years"
"Political Correctness is the politiclly correct term for censorship"
-John Melloncamp
"It can't rain all the time."
-Brandon Lee, "The Crow"
"A critic is a legless man who teaches running"
-Donald Culross Pattie
"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding"
-The Ghost Host at Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion.
"...I'm ok with it, but it'll be a drag if I don't make it 'till the next James Bond movie comes out."
- Musician Warren Zevon during his announcement that he had inoperable lung cancer. He did make itlong enough to see the next Bond movie, "Die Another Day", by the way.
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and
I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve”
-Bilbo Baggins, “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”
"I know you're out there, I can feel you now. ... I know that you're afraid. You're afriad of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules or controls, without borders or boundries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is the choice I leave to you"
-Neo (Keanu Reeves), "The Matrix".
"If we wrote better songs we wouldn't have to do crap like this"
- Blackie Lawless, lead vocalist of 80's shock rock band W.A.S.P. after a show where his cod piece that was supposed to shoot sparks out of his crotch, exploded instead.
"There's a high vine covered fence around the property. Is it there to keep somebody out? Or is it there to keep something inside?"
- The Haunted Mansion Picturebook album. for Quotes
“Tell me and I’ll forget, show me and I may remember, involve me and I’ll understand.”
- Ancient Chinese proverb.
"I've come to believe remembering someone is not the highest compliment -- it is missing them."
- Vincent Price
“Now that I’m a Pez and a Lego, I don’t want for anymore”
- Actor Jeremy Bullock who portrayed Boba Fett in Episodes V & VI of the Star Wars movies.
More comin'! Hold tight!
