BSB He's the one who put me in this cornball lookin outfit"-Brian "I dunno they just bunched up when i put these spandex things on"-Nick "When all else fails you just gotta grab it with your fingers"-Kev hmmmmmmmmm...... "He said he was going to pump us up"-Nick "I'm a barbie girl"-Brian "Brian Thomas Littrellllllllllllllll.....makes great hushpuppies"-AJ and Howie "I'm not pickin my nose!"-Nick "Then they break open and ya slip on 'em"-Nick LMAO "I gotta go split right now"-Brian "We'd leave the airport in Europe and come back here ....and there'd be like...crickets chirping"-Kevin "I would be the monkey's trainer"-Nick "I'm grounded, what'd I do?????"-AJ "I'm a good reckless driver"-AJ "Yous a PUNK for hittin me behind my back"-Nick "It looks like your thing...you know your thing....yeah, your THING!"-Kevin "And what, may I ask, are you doing here?"-Nick "I wasn't prepared....they didn't brief me"-AJ "My butt hurts"-Brian "Get your hand off my head"-Nick "I like Nick's butt"-AJ *me too!* "Am I gorgeous?"-AJ "Yes AJ, you are"-Brian "Don't ever do that with me in public"-Howie "My hand dumbass"-Nick "Where do I stick this?"-Kevin hmmmmmm..... "How'd you get untied from the toilet?"-Howie "South AFRICA you DILDO!"-Kevin "You can kiss my ass"-AJ "Its a BLOW UP DOLL!"-Nick "Sexual chocolate....."-Howie "I'd have really screwed ya there"-Kevin "If yall ate me I'd be mad"-Nick "Who whizzed in your cheerios?"-Kevin "Don't wait for the person you can live with, wait for the person you can't live without"-Brian "I went through all the different stages of chia pet"-Howie "Cuz I'm insane.......and I was bored"-AJ "Get your hand outta my butt"-Nick "This is why they made the phrase No Comment"-Nick "I was ready to hang on a palm tree"-Kevin "I'm not a teenage girl and I have never been a teenage girl"-Brian "That was one of the cheesy ass parts"-Kevin "Happened a lil sooner than expected"-Bri Rob Thomas "If you're gonna drink, drink responsibly.....a lot" "If it aint broke...don't fix it" "I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me, so I can wear tight pants" *I'd like to thank his mom too* "Dance naked with your bad self" "Be consicous of everything thats going on, know what everyone is doing, but act like you're a total idiot" *this is some VERY good advice* "You can spit shine me all you want, but I'm still the same old piece of tin" "Kyle, I would reach my hand in your pocket anytime, cause I think you're a sexy man with a big guitar" "These pants don't even have pockets!!!"-Kyle "I wouldn't be more surprised if I sprouted wings out my ass and flew around the room" "Yeah, you know some days you just gotta sit back, listen to some music, drink some beer, have some sex..." "Don't grab someones ass when they're not lookin" why not?!?! "I wanna play for the world. I want to stand in front of them naked with my guitar and play them a showtune" "I don't understand how people who claim to have a brain can misunderstaind so much" "Don't be a fuckin dick head man" "Before we go any farther on the way I have to warn everyone that I have a terrible, terrible, terrible problem with my language, it just fuckin slips out sometimes, so don't be offended. Don't be offended because I can't stop it......" "This next song is about...well, it's about fucking up. It's not about you, no, it's not about me. I am a stable motherfucker!" "Hey buddy...this is my show ok. .nobody fights at my fucking show...you have 22 hours this day to fight now is not the time." "What the fuck is this??? I can't sing with this fucking thing in my face." "Those fucking lasers scare the shit outta me." "Being southern boys ourselves, we are used to this heat down here, but we still don't fucking like it!" "Kyle's the quiet funny one and Adam's the loud funny one and me and Paul are mean." "This ain't no fucking Metallica concert. If we see anyone over the age of 70 crowd surfing, we're going home." "All we ask is that we be called four-hit wonders. That's not too much to ask for, is it?" "You know what bigger feet means...bigger shoes!" "If you have sex in Denver, you can join the mile high club." "Whatever gets you off......." "Look at my penis and fear me!" *thinks about making a comment, but changes mind* "If we are a 'chick flick' we must be a really good one like "Sleepless in Seattle" " This is concert of fun and for the people we don't won't no assholes here if there are any assholes jason will throw them out and HE will make sure the door hits there ass" POOKIE!!!!! (other wise known as Brian Yale) "I had the strangest dream where a leprechaun stole my Lucky Charms" "Mick won't play golf with me!! he's a singer, I'm just a bass player! Come on, who are we kidding?!" "HEY! You're all sparkly! How'd that happen? Were you born that way?!" "I'm not confused, I'm well mixed" PAUL DOUCETTE "Rob's a rockstar, he makes us call him Mr. Thomas!" "If I don't massage Rob's feet after a show, I'm fired." "Rob is the king of fucking up. He does it all the time and he is very good at it." "They can't see me on the radio. I'm 6' 7''. You can tell by my manly voice." hahahaha...*looks down at the 5'4 Paulie* "Stay in school. They gots all the good dope." "I had to do an hour long interview with People Magazine on why I thought Rob was so pretty. Even worse off than that, they didn't use a damn word I said!" KYLE COOK "I'm a loser, but you can lie to me." "Yoooo...have you seen my dealer? He's about this tall, aite lookin'..." ADAM GAYNOR "Never lick a phone book." yeah, cuz ya know.....it tastes bad "You know Rob, he's a glue sniffer." "When you're drunk, Don't drive farm equipment." ermmmm...thanks for the info "Nothing is easy and everything is not hard." "My Pants? You're wearing MY pants?! Wait, but are they my pants? Oooh, I'm getting very excited about this!" |
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