FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

 

 

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.

 

 

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.

 

Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you.

i souport publik edekasion.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

 

So many pedestrians, so little time!

 

Dont laugh ! I just bought this car for my wife. Best deal I ever made!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!

A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!

I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

43% of all statistics are useless.

Black Holes are where God divided by zero.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.