Look at
the size of his putter.
Oh,
dang, my shaft's all bent.
You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
After
18 holes I can barely walk.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Lift your
head and spread your legs.
You have a nice stroke, but your follow through
leaves a lot to be desired.
Just
turn your back and drop it.
Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
Damn,
I missed the hole again.
