How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
How did the moron try to kill a bird?
He threw it off a mountain cliff !
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to
sit in one corner!
Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport
Left".
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow! (hehehehe)
Hear about the moron that
got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he
could play it at night.
Two morons were walking through the woods and they came
to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
