Important Phrases of ur Life

Important phrases 4 ur life

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? ------------------------------------------------------------ Save water. Shower with your girl friend. ------------------------------------------------------------ The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ------------------------------------------------------------ If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ------------------------------------------------------------- I was born intelligent education ruined me. ------------------------------------------------------------- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say.......... ------------------------------------------------------------ If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? ------------------------------------------------------------- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ------------------------------------------------------------- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? ------------------------------------------------------------- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ------------------------------------------------------------- One should love animals. They are so tasty. ------------------------------------------------------------- Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. ------------------------------------------------------------- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ------------------------------------------------------------- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ------------------------------------------------------------- Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop ------------------------------------------------------------- Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children ------------------------------------------------------------ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ------------------------------------------------------------- There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning ------------------------------------------------------------- "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ! ------------------------------------------------------------- "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ! ------------------------------------------------------------- God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ------------------------------------------------------------ When two's company, three's the result ! ------------------------------------------------------------- A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view ------------------------------------------------------------ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ------------------------------------------------------------