GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
-When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
-Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
-You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
-Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
-Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
-The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
-Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
-Wrinkles don't hurt.
-Families are like fudge... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
-Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
-Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
-Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.






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