My Favourite
Piece of Machinery
Written By: Zehra Nasirali
Date: 16th September, 1998
Course: BMK-4AI
For: Mr.
Gregariou
What would we do in the world of today without Mr. CPU? Our work stranded, our hands tired, our brain running an eternal reel, our being-a frenzy, our ... there' just no definite end. Thank god we relate to Ms. Binary, because if not, there'd be no Robbies or Zehras but Einstein Robbies and Einstein Zehras! What about the screaming witch, Mrs. AWE. SB, who lives on 16 bit Road. I pity her twin nephews, the '80 WATTS' as they are known. All they do is absorb her voice from one end and emit her sound waves out the other. Poor them!! However, lucky for them, their aunt, the wicked witch Sound Blaster, is afraid of mice. Just one quick movement and a click of its teeth, she is mute with fright! In the meantime, with the help of Mr. ROM, a CD would sure bring music to our ears instead of Mrs. AWE'S croaking!! And we think we have 'Hard Drive' problems!
But then again at least her nephews are wired to Mr. CPU. Well, no matter what, the Mother Board of Information always says to respect the higher-than-you and older-than-you chip! Whether it's 66 (Minute Hairless Zaps) old or 333 (Mega Magnanimous Xoanon) years old; whether their memories store information of only 32 (Miniature Booklets) or 64 (Malls of Bookshelves). The higher the number, the bigger the window of opportunity which means the more we need to be appreciative by deleting the bugs in our manners and loading adequate folders of gratitude!! Thank you Mr. CPU, and thank you 15". Oh! You've entered into a new size!! Sorry, Mr. 21"!! I'll make my brain saves the changes!!
Teachers Comments: 90% Great! Like how you personified them!