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Watch your step and please follow me to the checkout center where you will promptly be stripped, searched, cuffed, mangled, wanded down, attacked by rabid hounds, X-rayed, examined by crazed scientists and their humpbacked henchmen at which time you will be released to Jomand, that hulk of a creature over there, who will drag you across jagged rocks over a five mile feild of horror and death to your luxurious hotel rooms where I will be meeting you to show you around our fair planet. |
