The top 10 things that COULD have happened to Johnny
1. He commited suiside (gee, that's original)
2. He got addicted to drugs and the addiction killed him
3. He got bashed to death
4. He got hit by a motor vehicle
5. He was killed by a life threatening disease
6. He ran away from home
7. He saw a picture of Michael Jackson before he got plastic surgury
8. He got abducted by aliens
9. He watched too many episodes of the Brady Bunch
10. Katie saw him in the shower and he died of embarrassment
This is the short version of a previous list I had - "101 things..." If actually u want to read the whole list, e-mail me by clicking on Zac (isn't he the charmer?!?)