Cheesy pick up lines

What can I say? I've started accumulating this list and decided to put it up on this site :) If you have any more to add, just click on Zac next door and let me know! I'll be sure to give you credit :) NOTE: Some of these are perverted.  You have been warned!

"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning." "If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could we meet between the holidays?" "Your parents must have been theives because the stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes." "Can I have a quarter? I promised I'd call my parents when I fell in love." "How about you spread you legs and let me eat my way to your heart?" "Hey can we play lion and lion tamer? You open your mouth and I'll give you the meat." "Come over here and sit in my lap.  We can talk about the first thing that pops up." "Your last name must be Gillette because you're the best a man can get." "I've lost my phone number.  Can I have yours?" "Legs is the word of the day.  Let's go to my house and spread the word." "Your legs must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day." - sent by unknown sent by Shadow: "Can we play house? You'll be the door and I'm slam you!" "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cos I'm sure I could see myself in them." "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

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