The top 10 reasons NEVER to date Taylor Hanson
NOTE: These will work for Isaac and Zac as well, I only chose Taylor cos he seems to be the most popular in this respect :)
1. Taylor's jealous fans might shoot u everywhere except for vital organs so that u bleed to death
2. Taylor's jealous fans might put u in the same room as a nuclear reactor
3. Taylor's jealous fans might practice archery - with u as the target
4. Taylor's jealous fans might lock u in a burning building
5. Taylor's jealous fans might inject u with HIV infected blood
6. Taylor's jealous fans might send u back in time and put u on the Titanic
7. Taylor's jealous fans might tie u to an antena during a thunderstorm
8. Taylor's jealous fans might push u off a cliff
9. Taylor's jealous fans might tie u to railroad tracks
10. Taylor's jealous fans might lock u in an airtight room filled with vegemite
This is the short version of a list entitled "101 reasons...". If u actually want to read the whole thing, then click on Taylor's pic.
Please note that I have nothing against Taylor, I do get a lot of remarks from ppl who seem to have the wrong impression of me.