ZQUIZES

Learn more about yourself from the list of quizzes below.
NOTE: Most of these quizzes are forwards!

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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUIZ # 1 CHECK YOUR I.Q. LEVEL ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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QUESTIONS

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half-hour. How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

ANSWERS:

1. Yes (they also have a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc.)

2. one a year

3. all months have (at least) 28 days

4. the beggar is the woman's sister

5. because he is living

6. 6 (3 per side)

7. No. the man would be dead

8. they are not playing each other

9. 70 (30 divided by .5 is 60)

10. White. (the bear would be a polar bear, because the house must be at the north pole

11. 2 (you just took 2 apples)

12. a fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)

13. light the match first

14. half way (then he would be running out)

15. one hour (the first one, a half hour later, and another one more half hour)

16. 9 (all but 9 die...)

17. None. Moses was not on the ark

18. He weighs meat.

19. 12

20. Bill Clinton

SCORING

21 Correct - Genius

17 Correct - Above Normal

15 Correct – Normal

8 Correct – Nincompoop

6 Correct – Moron

3 Correct – Idiot

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There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:

1. The telephone is ringing.

2. The baby is crying.

3. Someone knocks at the front door or rings the doorbell.

4. There is laundry hanging on the line outside & it begins to rain.

5. The water faucet in the kitchen is running.

QUESTION

In what order do you take care of the problems?

Jot down your order and then check your answers.

Each represents something important in your life. Don't cheat!

ANSWERS

1. The phone represents your job or career.

2. The baby - your family.

3. The visitor - your friends.

4. The laundry - your sex life.

5. The running water - money or wealth.

Makes you think, eh??? Hmm...... How close did this test match your priorities in life?

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+++++++++++++++++++++ QUIZ #3 – WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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INSTRUCTIONS:
Number a sheet of paper 1-10, and answer the questions below. When you are done, check your results

QUESTIONS

1. Write down the color you like the best of: red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple

2. Write down the order you like of the following animals: sheep, pig, monkey, dog, cat

3. Write down a member of the opposite sex

4. Write the first number that comes to mind.

5. What flower you like better: roses or magnolias

6. A member of the same sex

7. Do you have curly hair or straight hair?

8. Would you rather spend a day at the beach or a day at the mountains?

9. The first song title that comes to mind

ANSWERS

1. red = you are a passionate person, and always ready for excitement

blue = you are well liked, very go with the f low and calm in situations

green = your an outdoorsy person, and always ready to make out with the person of your choice

yellow = you are a bright, cheery person, but can also get anxious and annoyed easily

orange = you can be very goofy, often wanting to be the center of attention, just be careful, people can find you annoying easily

purple = you are a mellow, person, very material, always up for shopping, and also a very romantic type; goes for the candles and kissing by the fire kind of deal

2. the order of animals tells you what your priorities in life are or are going to be:

sheep = love

pig = fun and excitement

monkey = money, and career success

dog = relationships

cat = family

3. this is the person that you love, or will love in the future

4. this is either how many months, days, or years you and the person in number 3 will be together, or how long it will take you to get together

5. roses = a life full of happiness and love and health

magnolias = a life full of excitement and wonder

6. this is either your best friend now, or will be in the near future

7. curly = crazy and wacky personality

straight = fun, but practical kind of person

8. mountains = adventurous, independent

beach = exciting, night owl, always looking for a thrill

9. this song is the song that describes your life in a way

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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUIZ #4 – HOW OTHERS SEE YOU! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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INSTRUCTIONS:
Number a sheet from 1-10 and note down your choice. Then tally up the points and check your image!

QUESTIONS:

1. When do you feel your best?

(a) In the morning

(b) During the afternoon and early evening

2. You usually walk

(a) fairly fast, with long steps

(b) fairly fast, but with short, quick steps

(d) less fast, head down

(e) very slowly

3. When talking to people, you

(a) stand with your arms folded

(b) have your hands clasped

(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking

(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with

(a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side

(b) your legs crossed

(d) with one lag curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with

(a) a big, appreciative laugh>

(b) a laugh, but not a loud one

(d) a big smile

(e) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you

(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you

(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know

7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. You are interrupted. You:

(a) welcome the break

(b) feel extremely irritated

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

(a) red or orange

(b) black

(d) green

(e) dark blue or purple

(f) white

(g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie

(a) stretched out on your back

(b) stretched out face dawn on your stomach

(d) with your head on one arm

(e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are

(a) falling

(b) fighting or struggling

(d) flying or floating

(e) You usually have a dreamless sleep

(f) You're dreams are always pleasant

TALLY UP THE POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c)6

2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

SCORE:

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as some one they should "handle with care."
You are seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant.
Others may admire you and wish they could be more like you,
but they don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.

FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS: Your friends see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality;
a natural leader, quick to make decisions (though not always the right ones).
They see you as bold and venturesome, someone who will try anything once;
someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure.
They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, and always interesting;
someone who is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head.
They see you also as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.

FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS: Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical.
They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.
Not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily,
but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return.
Those who really get to know you realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends,
but, equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is broken.

FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very, very cautious and extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every side and then, usually decide against it.
They think this reaction on your part is caused partly by your careful nature and partly by laziness.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs to be looked after,
who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything.
They see you as a worrier, who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring.
Only the people who know you well know that you aren't. The trouble is that you don't let very many people get close to you.

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+++++++++++++++++++++++++QUIZ #5 – WHAT KIND OF TREE ARE YOU? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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QUESTION: Which tree are you? Which tree does your birthday fall under?

December 23 to January 1 ........... Apple Tree

January 2 to January 11 .............. Fir Tree

January 12 to January 24 ............ Elm Tree

January 25 to February 3 ............. Cypress Tree

February 4 to February 8 ............. Poplar Tree

February 9 to February 18 ............ Cedar Tree

February 19 to February 28 .......... Pine Tree

March 1 to March 10 ..................... Weeping Willow Tree

March 11 to March 20 ................... Lime Tree

March 21 ...................................... Oak Tree

March 22 to March 31 ................... Hazelnut Tree

April 1 to April 10 ........................ Rowan Tree

April 11 to April 20 ....................... Maple Tree

April 21 to April 30 ....................... Walnut Tree

May 1 to May 14 ........................... Poplar Tree

May 15 to May 24 ......................... Chestnut Tree

May 25 to June 3 .......................... Ash Tree

June 4 to June 13 ......................... Hornbill Tree

June 14 to June 23 ....................... Fig Tree

June 24 ........................................ Birch Tree

June 25 to July 4 .......................... Apple Tree

July 5 to July 14 ........................... Fir Tree

July 15 to July 25 ......................... Elm Tree

July 26 to August 4 ....................... Cypress Tree

August 5 to August 13 .................. Poplar Tree

August 14 to August 23 ................. Cedar Tree

August 24 to September 2 ............ Pine Tree

September 3 to September 12 ..... Weeping Willow Tree

September 13 to September 22 ... Lime Tree

September 23 .............................. Olive Tree

September 24 to October 3 .......... Hazelnut Tree

October 4 to October 13 ............... Rowan Tree

October 14 to October 23 ............. Maple Tree

October 24 to November 11 .......... Walnut Tree

November 12 to November 21 ...... Chestnut Tree

November 22 to December 1 ........ Ash Tree

December 2 to December 11 ........ Hornbill Tree

December 12 to December 21 ...... Fig Tree

December 22 ................................ Beech Tree

YOUR PERSONALITY:

APPLE TREE: The Love Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

FIR TREE: The Mysterious Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to it, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious uncounted lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

ELM TREE: The Noble-Minuteness Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends to not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

CYPRESS: The Faithfulness Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgement, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic and careless.

POPLAR: The Uncertainty Looks very decorative, no self-confident behavior, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.

CEDAR: The Confidence Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

PINE TREE: The Particularity Loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, many disappointments till it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

WEEPING WILLOW: The Melancholy Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

LIME TREE: The Doubt Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress and labor, tends to laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous, loyal.

HAZELNUT TREE: The Extraordinary Charming, undermining, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody and capricious lover, honest and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgement.

ROWAN: The Sensitivity Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications ,is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

MAPLE: Independence of Mind No ordinary person, full imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-respect, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, many complexes, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

WALNUT TREE: The Passion Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

CHESTNUT TREE: The Honesty Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritate and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

ASH TREE: The Ambition Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very reliable and trust-worthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over heart, but takes partnership very serious.

HORNBILL: The Good Taste Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgement, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with his/her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very consciences.

FIG TREE: The Sensibility Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

OAK TREE: Robust nature Courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not love changes, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

BIRCH TREE: The Inspiration Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

OLIVE TREE: The Wisdom Loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

BEECH TREE: The Creative, has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialist, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).