| The following is my cast list for the Fantasy Movie that we all hope one day will be made. But until that time we can only continue the debate over who should play whom. And so now I submit my point of view. |
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| As "Our Girl" Anita : (Yes, I've changed my mind.) Jeannine Garafalo of Mystery Men, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, and The Truth About Cats and Dogs. She is fabulous at smart alec remarks and she's the perfect height. More Pics As the beautiful Jean-Claude : Oded Fehr of The Mummy and Duece Bigalow (nice butt shot). He's got an accent and he's incredibly sexy. I'm going to marry this man some day. More Pics As the terminally furry Richard : Model, Marcus Schenkenberg, a man who seems to be as comfortable in the nude as Richard does. More Pics As everyone's favorite sociopath Edward : Brad Pitt with his blonde hair and blue eyes is just right for Death himself. More Pics As the submissive Nathaniel : Illusionist Criss Angel. One word : YUMMY! More Pics Willie McCoy : oh ye who can look like a jerk Steve Buscemi of Armagedon and Desperado fame. More Pics As the ever flirtatious Jason: Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You and A Knight's Tale More Pics As Anita's favorite stuffed penguin Sigmund Cherry: Charlize Theron More Pics As the ever rambunctious Zane: Singer and comic book author Voltaire. Just bleach hi shair and he's perfect. More Pics As the sadistic, wereleopard Gabriel: Juaquin Pheonix More Pics As the jealousy-crazed, werewolf Lupa from Tennesse Roxanne: Who better than Fairuza Balk from The Craft. More Pics Itzpopalotl : Salma Hayek More Pics As Willie's "Angel Fangs" Hannah: Daryl Hannah Nikolaos : Thora Burch Gretchen : Sarah Jessica Parker,star of HBO's Sex in the City. A woman very good at flying into jealous rages. So what ever happened to Gretchen? Find out at Gretchen In The Box |
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